Lady Gaga had a boyfriend– the kind who doesn’t like it when his girlfriend makes out with other people. I don’t know why that shocks me, but it does. I just imagine she’s sort of like an angora rabbit that screws anything within humping distance that has a big enough carrot.
But apparently her boyfriend, Speedy (whose real name and identity aren’t known), didn’t think of her that way. He dumped her a few days ago when photos of the Gagster making out with a new “mystery man” were published in the Sun.
Dating Gaga and being shocked and heartbroken when she plays tongue pong with random guys is like using a curling iron on your anal hair and then being surprised when you burn your rectum. Not only is it dumb, it’s just plain weird.
LMAO at the curling iron/anal hair analogy.
Haha. MADE OF WIN<3
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shocking woman! great body!
Oh yes indeed. :D
Kelly is right, good ass hair grooming is essential. As momma always said, “You never know who’s going to have their face in your ass.”
Lmao.
Even better than the original post!
Haha seriously! Now that’s a visual…
Isn’t anal hair already curly? Um… thank god these blogs are anonymous. Anyway, Lady Gaga is a slapper I can’t imagine who would accept her tongue in the mouth. Yuck.
Now I’m picturing a biscuit with gravy on top with a few black curly ass hairs sprinkled on it. Thanks for the gut-wrenching visual before noon.
You’re welcome. If it helps with your mental imagery, the derivation is discobiscuit for pill via the anglo ‘biscuit’, which is what Americans refer to as ‘cookie’, rather than the savoury gravy thing.
At least he’s smarter than Jenny Sanford…
I call bollocks on this crap. His girlfriend also bashed around town with her tits and tang hangin out. You don’t break up with something that trashy over a kiss.
But before her tits and tang weren’t being caressed by some other dude you see.
The guy probably worried about his dick turning green from any new diseases exchanged.
well, what was that other one called without enough fantasy to create a very own name, and acting like a sex queen despite the obvious ugliness? madonna?
Oh, come on… neither of them are ugly.
huhhh huhh huh, Kelly said anal.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious post!
Ive always had a strange felling about this lady gaga..she never seemed real..or Women to me.something is wrong with her…him…it…whatever it is.
I LOVE YOU GAGA and i got a big DICK i live in philly