It’s a super-slow news day, but luckily for us, Hailey Glassman is here to redeem it. InTouch has a bunch more fun photos of Hailey getting stoned and drunk and sloppy. And The Superficial has a fantastic quote from one of her old college pals (wait, is she even done with college yet?):
We lived in Bordner 200 in McNutt during freshmen year at IU. Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds.When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two word…”coke diet!” I also talked with her after sophomore spring break in Acapulco and she told some crazy stories involving her and a certain varsity athletic team.
When push came to shove….she spent all week hosting several football players in her room including then qb Blake Powers. The room was definitely not the only thing she provided (I heard about definite tag team action)… all on daddy’s credit card of course.
The girl started out sweet but got consumed with the drugs, those kids better watch out before there daddy gets addicted to nose candy.
Man, thank goodness for Hailey Glassman. This whole J&K saga was dying down, everyone was staying out of the spotlight, and I was bored. Then comes Hailey and her weed pipe to save the day! I’m so grateful for her. I’m also really, really grateful I went to college in the days before everyone had a digital camera.
why does it refer to her as his fiancee?
I was wondering the same?
That’s what confused me too. I think that there are just serious problems with the gossip world… everyone who is dating is automatically betrothed.
they are engaged
“I’m also really, really grateful I went to college in the days before everyone had a digital camera.” That’s why only 10 people can see my photos on facebook :D
She went to college and uses the wrong form of “their?”
Says a lot about our colleges here in the USA.
You never ever make that mistake?
Not on something basic I learned in 2nd grade.
She didn’t use the wrong form of there/their, InTouch did. She copy + pasted the article.
Her classiness is amusing (especially the story a poster wrote on one of the other Jon & Kate posts on this site) but I’ve read that she wants the fame because she wants to design shoes and purses (hey, who doesn’t?). As amusing as she is, I’d rather her not get the fame.
She didn’t accept my facebook friend request.. wa wa.
Hey it’s one thing to use, abuse, ignore and make money off your naive kids.. it’s entirely another story to let a outside professional attention-getting probable step-mom butt in and maybe do it better or squeal about your secrets without protest. Rule and defeat all comers! Only pawns of the Stage mother are allowed into her service and trust. Qualifications, someone loyal to bully, boss around, and be put in place. Never a nice place either.
Stage Mothers have rare qualifications. This is a manic-panic, bi-polar authoritive mean type who holds the purse strings and makes the deals. They don’t have real mom jobs. (After all, someone has to supervise the whole child’s life but they don’t have to be low life servants. Without a secure division of rank.. the children might revolt, whine and and want undesired privilages from an affectionate softie.) They marry men that are quickly whipped into quiet. (After all, someone reliable has to wear the pants.) They are always right. (After all, someone whipped has to be wrong.) And without fail, they don’t play fair but have icy manners, haughty grandeur, and completely live vicariously through their child’s accomplishments.. making sure you know if it wasn’t for them…
Normal Moms haven’t a clue about The Great Sacrifice that goes into molding a Great Child Star Prodigy, destined for awesome Superstardom., but how about EIGHT?!! Super-stage-mom!
Terribly written. Decent point.
my friend linds went to IU and i texted her “please tell me you were there when hailey glassman was there” her response: “no she was older but there is a reason they called them the mcnutt sluts”
on the other hand, didn’t most people probably at least occasionally smoke pot and engage in some “wild partying” and drunken nights in college? doesn’t really seem fair to villify her for this. prancing around with an ed hardy douchebag… let’s villify her for THAT instead. might as well take the option where we aren’t all hypocrites.
I agree, she’s only 22. I was no saint at 22 and had there been digital cameras around, there would probably be similar photos of me. I turned out perfectly fine and now am a college professor where I see 18-22 year olds act just like we did at that age (of course, there are exceptions, but for the most part college = party).
I think there’s something off and worth criticizing in the fact that she’s hooking up with a guy with 8 kids. I don’t care about the age difference, nor do I care about her party-girl ways. But it’s hard to take someone serious who is so clearly only doing this to launch her own fame. I find it hard to believe that she, at 22, wants to get involved with 8 kids and an angry ex-wife for any reason other than publicity.
No that’s bullshit.. The fact that she’s young doesn’t justify her stupidity.. I had fun when i was young, but i never did nothing illegal, i never went to a club until i was 20, i never smoked pot, did coke or any kind of drugs, even though i had friends that were really into that shit, i got drunk a couple of times, and puked all over and all that, but i never did nothing crazy, let alone taking pictures of it like if it was something to be proud of, like the young people do nowadays.. No way.. I just don’t think that being young justifies being a fucking retard.. I absolutely disagree with that..
Skewer her for getting involved with a lazy, jobless, idiot with 8 kids. Skewer her for getting engaged to said assclown after 2 months. But remember, 22 is exceptionally young and most people are not adults nor do they behave as such at 22. We do a pretty good job of spoiling our kids and keeping them infantile way beyond the age of 18. College is one of the key ways we do that because they are not forced to be adults from 18-22 but they are given all the privileges of adulthood.
They’re actually simply referred to as “McSlutts.” The entire northwest neighborhood of campus are the big partiers, though I suppose Foster is the most reasonable. They party, but they also (mostly) stay in school and don’t fail out within a year.
Also, I know I already posted this but it just seems more relevant here:
I met Hailey once at IU. She used to do a lot of drugs with my boyfriends fraternity brother and we all went to a bar (Kilroys on Kirkwood) together. She talked about how she never had to pay for drinks if guys saw her make out with her girlfriend, Joy. Then, on the way back to my boyfriends fraternity house, she somehow lost her underwear, though she claimed she didn’t know how. She also talked about how she had smoked crack out of a light bulb. Classy girl.
Also, some articles are insinuating that Joy Lawler was an academic. Not true. Huge dumb slut. Had to leave the country on drug charges.
Also, I saw her police record. Her arrest was hilarious.
As my husband said the other day, “He has gone completely off the rails.”
“…those kids better watch out before there daddy gets addicted to nose candy.”
THEIR!
THEIR! THEIR! THEIR! THEIR!
do copy editors just not exist at magazines anymore???
What amazes me is that TLC probably spent the last 6 months trying to salvage Kate’s image to something more calm…. instead of her mean cranky screaming image… to have her own soon to be ex-husband do it for them. I bet he got a bonus check for it. haha! Who would have thought that Kate could come out looking like the sane one?
Plus I love that he did pick up this 22 year old… with her utter lack of control not to have pictures taken documenting her… fun times. I bet US and In Touch are even more thrilled he picked this girl. Geez I wonder how much their news stand sales are up….
I hope she really isnt a coke head. I can easily imagine Jon trying it if she is. He has no backbone, that doesnt change no matter who you are with. He prolly wasnt getting any from Kate, so i feel like this woman is going to manipulate him with sex.
Yep. He’s just gonna turn into a drug and beer-bloated nobody and lose all contact with those kids. He will end up on Celebrity Rehab, I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, the Apprentice, or any number of lame ass reality tv shows that has beens end up on. He will have a guest appearance on CSI or Law and Order. He will have one or two arrests for DUI or public drunkenness, file a few weak lawsuits against gossip rags for defamation, and have a string of younger and younger girlfriends looking for their 15 minutes.
Meanwhile, Kate will find a stable, bland man and live a comfortable life.
How interesting that Kate had a stable, bland man until she drove him out of the house with her demeaning emotional abuse and obsessive self-absorption.
But Jon’s playing straight into Kate’s self-righteous, control-freakishness with his stupidly self-indulgent choices. (Note the use of the word “self” over and over? There’s a reason for it when it comes to these two “We just want the best for our kids” liars.)
P.S. When will young-girlfriend #1 Deanna Hummel be coming out with her tell-all book? I wonder if the market will soon be flooded with tell-all books by Jon’s rejected pretty young things? Maybe Jon couldn’t handle having a girlfriend who has a real job and who can’t jet off to the Riviera at his whim.
This cracks me up. Lawlor is still desperately trolling and whoring the bars at IU.