I have days that I feel down. I’ve had about 21 consecutive days like that. Until today. Today I woke up and was restored in my faith. Reassured of God’s love for me. It was today that I realized there really is a light at the end of any tunnel of darkness. He speaks to me, He sends me signals. Sure, my miraculous messages may come via a less traditional method than Virgin Mary sightings on a Pringle or Amy Winehouse opting for water over vodka, but I consider Mischa Barton’s “medical situation” to be on the same level of divine significance.
Okay, this is what is being reported: Police in L.A. were called to Mischa Barton’s home for a non-emergency medical situation. They are currently working on assisting her.
Now, let me break down what that means: Police in L.A. were called to Mischa Barton’s house because of neighborhood complaints that a coked-out Mischa was sunbathing naked next to their hydrangeas. They (the police) are currently working on getting her a bed at Promises as well as securing trauma counseling for the affected neighbors. Expect an Exhaustion/Dehydration/Food Poisoning statement to be released later this afternoon.
Above, a short trailer from Mischa’s The Beautiful Life. Look at the expertise she possesses in popping palmfuls of pills. It really leads me to ask — The Beautiful Life: Drama or Documentary?
golly.
looks like no one gives a damn!
mischa mischa mischa.
the papz should drop this chick & quit following her…she ain’t a money maker…i’m baffled she even makes the “news”…….
Whenever something like this happens, whether it’s Mischa or Lindsay, I think of Drew Barrymore, who once said, “I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn’t I excused for ‘exhaustion’ or ‘the flu’?”
upon watching episodes of the OC, i realized how bad of an actress mischa is. i wouldn’t say HORRIBLE, but definitely not someone who should act as a living…….this trailer looks no different…..why is her voice so irritating? i don’t know what it is, but it jus tpisses me off. i wonder how badly this show will flop….
I’m not sure if this show will flop at all. Ashton Kutcher is producing it…
Since when do police respond to non-emergency medical situations? Is that what our tax dollars go to?
How about friends and family respond to non-emergency medical situations? Or the housekeeper, or the neighbor? Or the doctor?
A couple of other sites are reporting she had problems with her teeth! Seriously she called the police because she was in pain, and because of her DUI’s and not doing the required classes when you get busted she doesn’t have a license, so she called 911, and they took her to the hospital.
Does that mean she has no family or friends around, does it mean she was being responsible by not driving without a license? Does it mean anything, who knows it could be dehydration, or a meth binge gone horribly wrong. We’ll never find out most likely.