You know, only Mariah Carey could have such an intense level of self-worship to sing a song and film a video that’s all about someone being obsessed … with her.
A couple of weeks ago, I posted some pics from the video shoot and felt, and still feel, that this whole production is totally directed toward Eminem. Of course, Mariah denied any connection, which I hate. If you’re going to obviously slam someone in the most public way possible, just own it. Take me for example: I totally admit that Mariah Carey is a self-involved, marginally talented pop tart that needs to abandon her formula of getting up on all fours and writhing around like a sloth imprisoned in spandex. Opinion. Owned.
Jump in if you want to read all the words to this lyrical masterpiece. Which begs another question: Mariah, what did the word “are” ever do to you? Use it! It’s an important word.
So Oh Oh So Ohhh
Will the real MC please step to the mic?
MC- You need an MC, place to be
MC the MCAll up in the blogs
Say we met at the bar
When I don’t even know who you are
Say we up in your house
Sayin’ I’m up in your car
But you in LA but I’m out at Jermaine’sI’m up in the A- you’re so so lame
and no on here even mentions your name
It must be the weed, it must be the E
cuz you be poppin, hood, you get it poppin’Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know- lyin’ that you’re sexin me
when everybody knows it’s clear that you’re upset with me
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn’t get thisYou’re delusional, you’re delusional
Boy you’re losing your mind
It’s confusin yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you’re bathin’ in windexOoh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me?
And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh ObsessedYou on your job, you hittin’ hard
Ain’t gon feed you, gon’ let you starve
Graspin’ for air I’m ventilation
You out of breath, hope you ain’t waitin
Tellin’ the world how much you miss me
But we never were so why you trippin’
You a mom and pop, I’m a corporation
I’m the press conference, you a conversationOoh boy why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know- lyin’ that you’re sexin me
when everybody knows it’s clear that you’re upset with me
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn’t get thisYou’re delusional, you’re delusional
Boy you’re losing your mind
It’s confusin yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you’re bathin’ in windexOoh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me?
And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed
Oh of course this was written by Wendie, Mariah Carey a “marginally talented pop tart”. Wendie you are a stupid bitch.
Wendie’s been smoking crack again
Mariah can sing, but this song is LAME.
I happen to agree with Wendie, so I guess I’m a crack smoking stupid bitch too :) I just dont think Mariah is all that talented…
What amazing lyrics though… totally appropriate for a 40-something married woman, lol
I second that.
Sometimes I have to remind myself – is Mariah 40 or 14?
I expect her room to be decorated in rainbows, butterflies and Hello Kitty.
She also needs to apologize not for her performance at “the one we aren’t talking about on this site” funeral – but for wearing a plunging dress w/ breasts showing to a circus, er, funeral that is. Even Janet had the decency to keep her nip ring conservatively covered up.
lmao rainbows, butterflies and hello kitty hahahahahaha good one! And i agree with you, i def. think that’s what her room must look like..
I agree. she’s not exactly singing “hero” caliber songs anymore. her voice just isn’t the same.
Vocal strain will do that to you. She’s been belting it out since she was 17, and your singing voice doesn’t fully mature until you’re about 30. If you push it too hard, you’ll lose it :(
I happen to agree with Wendie, so I guess I’m a crack-smoking stupid bitch too :) I just dont think Mariah is all that talented…
What amazing lyrics though… totally appropriate for a 40-something married woman, lol
Nathan, didn’t anyone ever tell you that profanity demonstrates a lack of vocabulary? Something tells me Wendie isn’t the stupid one. I agree whole heartedly with Laura.
I despise the idea that using profanity always demonstrates a lack of vocabulary– I have a quite large vocabulary considering my age, though I cuss with the best of ’em.
However, I agree that his use of swear word shows that he can’t think of much else to call her.
Superchuck – I actually also don’t always agree with the sentiment. When profanity is used in conjunction with intelligent arguments, I find it perfectly acceptable (depending on the audience, of course), and use quite a few “colorful” words myself. As you noted, I was simply pointing out his absence of any point, besides calling someone he’s never met a bitch because she doesn’t think Mariah Carey is talented.
Let me put it as you would write it Wendi: Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Marginally talented? You may not like her style of music but to question her singing ability is just stupid. The lady has a 5 octave voice. I have been to an MC concert and heard her hitting those notes live and i had goosebumps. You don’t sell over 200 million albums if you are only marginally talented. I cant see the video, but I love the song. The lyrics arent serious, they are meant to be funny. I dont think you can consider the denial that it was about Eminem to be serious. Nick Cannon said the song was about him bc he was obsessed with his wife. That sounds like a corny joke.
Me too. I also get chills from nails on a chalkboard and that grody feeling you get right before your vomit.
Wendie — keep blasting until Mariah Carey goes away.
“Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you’re bathin’ in windex”
–REALLY?? Using windex in a song? That’s really poetic…
Oh, and while I think this song is pretty lame, I will say that Mariah is far from “marginally talented”. You can’t deny that this woman is a legend. This song doesn’t do her voice justice, but if you listen to her songs from back in the 90s you can tell what an amazing singer she is.
“I totally admit that Mariah Carey is a self-involved, marginally talented pop tart that needs to abandon her formula of getting up on all fours and writhing around like a sloth imprisoned in spandex”
While I do think Mariah Carey is a good singer, your description of her made me laugh really hard and now my coworkers are giving me funny looks.
marginally talented?
hardly.
vocally gifted, but totally self involved?
indefinitely.
lmao well well well.. I never woulda thought people liked Mariah Carey that much!… It’s really funny..
Poor you Wendie, having to put up with this shit for having an opinion.. But it happens all the time i guess..
Anyways, i think she’s a coward for not admitting this is all about Em, and i also think she’s really stupid if she didn’t know that this song is only gonna make Eminem happy, which makes me happy lol..
“This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by a third party.”
UGH!
love ya, but you may want to look up how to use the logical term “begging the question.” :)
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how is this crap not a candidate for deleting from a moderator?
i hate these random posts about other uninteresting sites be they dating or otherwise.
i’d rather hear from the mariah lovers.
“all up in the blogs” and “see right through you like you’re bathin’ in windex” were my favourite lyrics. I actually could not stop laughing.
oh, and I’d like to point out that even if someone bathed in windex, you still couldn’t see through them. what a poorly constructed simile! now if they were made of glass…oh man I should write pop songs.
Lolololol. Brilliant!
Haha seriously. Bathing in windex would not be a good idea…you’d probably get horribly ill or something. Uh oh, I hope 13 year olds everywhere aren’t trying that…
hoff im not problem lisa jane is the problem
Do you think Nick helped her with the lyrics? This is NOT from, as said before, from a 40 year old married woman.
Wendie, go with all the sheep bleating “Mariah is great” and ull score points. Here we have DarkEmpress, the one who porked me on this site last year… But thats gone, no problem. If she has this voice, I assume she can commit a murder and Id forgive her just for that, rite? Typically stupid assess u are. Mariah has a problem with her brain definitely. Oh, but who are we to judge the fucking goddess lol? BTW both she and Beyonce were banged by Eminem. The guy was honest and said that, but those bitches always denied it as hell, of course that would have spoiled their image. Probably at 50 shell have the same “butterfly, toys, hellokitty” attitude… Pathetic. There were times when she really shone, now shes 0.
Maria is just one of those 40ish women who thinks they are still 19 and acts and dresses like it. Maria is just a worn out hag that looks like a tranny.
Seriously, couldn’t hear it but I can’t imagine how this could be good. Are these sung lyrics or does she try to rap. I understand being pissed about the accusation, but she and her husband are keeping it in the news. Eminem offends everyone and only half of it is true. Everyone but these two seem to know that by now since he’s been doing it for over 10 years now. It is at the point where you should feel honored to be dissed in one of his songs because that means you were big enough of a celebrity.
On top of that, Eminem would have annihilated them anyway in any kind of song war, but he definitely will with lyrics that dumb. Anyone remember what happened when Ja-Rule tried to “battle” with Eminem?!? He already sucked, but his career crashed and burned really quickly. Not that Mariah needs any help. She needs to stop singing before every one forgets just how talented she once was back when she actually sang songs like an adult.