Heidi Klum was photographed leaving a New York hotel eating — what else? — an apple. Boy, if that were me it would have been a box of Limited Edition Shrek Twinkies clutched in my hand. But that’s why Heidi Klum gains approximately eight pounds per pregnancy and I’m still working on losing baby weight after almost three years.
Anyway, she’s looking healthy and great and might be the only woman I’ve ever seen who makes flip-flops look like a good idea. I expect her to be on the front of Playboy six weeks postpartum.
i want to hate her, but she seems so *nice*.
I HEARD HER SAY THAT SHE WAS WORKING OUT 4-5 HOURS PER DAY WITHIN DAYS AFTER THE BIRTH OF HER LAST CHILD TO GET ‘RED CARPET READY’. INSANITY. HER BABY NEEDS HER MORE THAN THE REST OF US DO. I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW YOUR PRIORITIES GET SO FUCKED UP BUT THAT’S SHOWBIZ FOLKS. EARTH TO HEIDI…..YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BOND WITH YOUR BABY NOT YOUR TRAINER UNTIL THEY’RE 3 YEARS OLD, NOT 3 MINUTES!!!
What’s wrong with flip-flops?
What’s wrong with flip-flops??
I love Heidi!
She looks great!
But I’m soooo underwhelmed when celebrities “miraculously” lose weight, even after a pregnancy. If you’ve got personal chefs, and personal assistants, and personal nutritionists, and personal trainers, and private nannies, and the type of life where you have 4-5 hours of free time to work out every day, it’s much easier to be thin…. even after pregnancy.
Oh, and don’t forget MONEY. A gallon of milk is $3.50, but you can get a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew for 99 cents.
Real life is hard. That’s why I’m fat.