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If I Were Lindsay Lohan, I’d Avoid Anything Called a “Clam Bake” Right Now

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There are just too many punchlines.

But La Lohan fears no man or clam, and she bravely attended the Lia Sophia clam bake in Malibu on Saturday.

I hope those were some good clams, Lindsay. Some really, really good baked clams.

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    • You’re kidding, right?
      Watching the South Park episode about them felt like it was coming directly from my mind. jk
      But I’m glad certain people like them- they may not be my cup of tea, but they need to be loved, too.

  • She’s still alive?
    She looks like shit. I hate those sunglasses on girls. I can’t wait until they’re not “in” anymore. They looked retarded in the 70’s and 80’s and they still do.

    I still can’t believe she’s still alive.

  • When I hear the word Clam Bake I think of that anti-Scientology web site.

    Anyway, Lohan Shmohan. Can someone tell me what is up with Maura Tierney? What kind of “illness” requires 8 wks of testing? Is that code for rehab?

    • That’s very alarming — the Maura Tierney thing. I googled, but found no details. It didn’t sound rehaby, but who knows.

  • This is the first picture I have seen of her in the last 2 years that she looks clean. As in, scrubbed clean with soap and water.

    None of that awful orange fake tan … sprayed on in a spotty fashion.

    Her hair even looks clean.

    Holy cow… what happen!?! I never thought I see this day come where she looked clean sober.

    But sadly this was probably short lived and she will be back to looking rough within 24 hours.

    • I was thinking that too. She even looks like she’s had a recent pedicure. The color is god awful on her, but at least her toenails don’t look all snagly.

  • What a cute picture of her for a change. I truly hope she gets it together some day…she was such a good actress.

    “Sometimes parents are just two people who have sex.”

    -Anon

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  • i’m starting to wonder if lindsay accidentally super-glued her hand to her forehead…