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Lady Gaga

“I’ve gone bankrupt about four times now. My manager wants to shoot me.”

Lady Gaga explaining how the high cost of teacups and electrical tape have kept her poor.

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  • He was talking about her mentally but she was too busy putting her head in the toliet, flushing and demanding her milliner make it a hat containing water and able to flush!

  • All I can think of is how much that’s going to hurt when she decides to take that tape off. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

    • I want to believe that she put some vaseline or something, on the area before sticking that tape over her boobs! Otherwise it will re-a-lly hurt :S

  • who/what/why is lady ga ga? ugh. and if we are voting then yes, please get rid of the damn bruno ads.

  • Yes, and where there’s Lady Ga Ga, can Lady Goo Goo be far behind? Or Lady Lulu, Lady Tutu or Lady Wwaannhh Wwaannhh?

    Should I copyright these so that the next pop dingbat has to get permission from me to use them?

    How about Lady DingDong, Lady PeePee, Lady Fill-in-the-GooGeeGaGa-blank?

  • Okay, here’s the thing, if anyone on this site did any research on Lady Gaga you would know that the reason she’s gone almost bankrupt so many times is because she takes all the money she earns and puts it right back into the Haus of Gaga. She is all about her art. Not tea cups and electrical tape.

    She said something in an interview once that is so true; she said that she doesn’t get offended by all of the false reports and negative press she gets because it’s just a sign of a reporter not doing their work. How appropriate.

  • You have to remember that all income is taxable! Keep a spreadsheet of all your earnings and invest your money with a good brokerage firm!