Brooke Shields is heading to the big screen and let me tell you, this is going to be a good movie. When I say “a good movie” I mean “a funny movie.” And when I mean “a funny movie” what I really mean is “sooooo damn funny that such a piss-poor movie was ever produced.” Even the title is bad.
Brooke has signed on to costar with Brendan Fraser in a movie called Furry Vengeance and no, it’s not porn. As if the mere presence of Brendan Fraser wasn’t synonymous with box office gold, check out this plot: Fraser’s character goes to battle with a gang of raccoons when he infringes on their territory. The raccoons get mad and start plotting against him. Oh, the hilarity!
When we get a release date on this flick, you’ll probably want to start advance ordering your tickets to avoid standing in the lines that are guaranteed to wend around the corner of your local theater.
Hahah! Hilarious.
She obviously does not use Colgate Total or whatever whitening toothpaste she pitches on TV. Or is just just not brushing that one spot?
She doesn’t have time for Colgate because she’s growing her eyelashes with Lastisse.
You are probably correct!
Looks like she has been using that Latisse crap on her eyebrows. Girl looks like she already had some Furry Vengeance on her forehead.
That was damn funny!
I want to know what part she’s playing. The Raccoon Queen?
I love Brooke.
Even with those eyebrows that need a tad bit of grooming. At least she has not plucked them all out and now sporting Chola Sharpie eyebrows.
Of all the relics of childhood stars from the late 70’s to the early 80’s… she is the only one that seems sane.
She never did the whole “booze-coke” walk of shame to rehab. She manage to turn around a dead career and find some peace in her private life. And has two gorgeous daughters.
And she manage to do it against the odds.
Plus she is goofy and I like that about her.
She even forgave Tom Cruise for being a complete ass to her in public. That takes a decent person (in that whole LA thing) to accept the apology and allow him in her home.
And at least she works! She is out there endorsing legit products that keeps the cash flow up.
Not hanging out at the pool in Vegas looking like a bloated hooker ala’ Lindsay Lohan as a way to make her rent money.
Has she had breast implants? She used to be as flat as a (very handsome) pancake. This is what they call a handsome woman. Brooke and Sandra Bullock. Handsome beauties. Although I think that Rob Lowe might be slightly prettier.
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