I Finally Have An Excuse To Post a Shauna Sand Picture!

There are a few “celebrities” who have their pictures show up on the paparazzi wire almost every day.  Shauna Sand is one of them.  And I always want to write something about her just so you can all see the ridiculous photos.  However, there is never a story to tell about this petrified piece of acrylic  — though Kelly managed one a couple weeks ago and I was very jealous — other than talking about how she used to be married to Lorenzo Lamas years ago.   And I know that none of us care about Lorenzo Lamas, but it’s imperative to talk about all things not King of Pop related, okay? 

Now I’m in a dream-like state — all the planets have aligned in my favor.  Years after her marriage to Lamas — seven years to be exact — a friend of Lorenzo’s has come forward to revealthe reason why the two split.  According to Lamas’ friend, Sand slept with Lorenzo’s son A.J. who was 18 at the time.  I don’t really see anything wrong with it.  Blended families can be a tough dynamic and if a bj to the legally aged stepson brings everyone together for the holidays, so be it.  Of course, his personified porn star of a stepmom must have scarred him for life because he went on to date Lindsay Lohan.

I would like to thank the “unnamed source” who helped me realize a dream today.  May Shauna now quietly melt back into the background.