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Robert Pattinson Hates New York Women

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Robert Pattinson has taken a break from vampiring while he films Remember Me in New York City.  According to insiders, the pantywaist is troubled by all the attention his fame garners.  

“Robert is dying to get back home,” says an insider. “He’s so over everything. He’s overwhelmed by all the girls — they terrify him! He says girls grab his neck and clothing all of the time, and he’s not used to that. Fans don’t do that to him in London. Everyone there is a little cooler about the fame thing, which is what he’s used to.

He’s embarrassed by the way girls throw themselves at him. The girls here are stalking him. He stayed in two different hotels over the course of four days just to try to escape the fans who were following him. He’s afraid that if he gives a hand, they’ll take the whole arm. He’s being advised by security not to encourage the crowd, so he doesn’t even look up anymore.”

Who are these rabid women and where do they live?  I can’t even draft a profile in my mind as to what type of human being would be trying to jump on the dude from Twilight.  In my completely flummoxed state, I did find comfort in this comment made by the same insider:  “Robert doesn’t understand why everyone is going so crazy over him.”  Neither.  Do.  I.

 

 

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  • Apparently he’s impregnanted Kristen Stewart.

    This thought makes me laugh more than anything else I’ve heard lately.

    [insert appropriate Renesmee joke here]

  • Teenage girls think he’s hot. Very hot! Crazy hot!!! My good friends 15 yr old daughter & all her friends are completely crazy for him. Pictures all over her room & constantly talking about him. Marrying him & living happily together forever. All that crap. I was at their house this past weekend for an Independence Day party & the girls were outta control about him. I could definitely see them trying to rip off his clothes if they ever saw him in person.

  • The profile of these “women” are 12-18 year old girls every day, at every hour day and night on SET. This poor guy has to stand the screaming of hundreds of girls and the constant paparazzis trying to get a glimpse of EVERYTHING he does. He shouldn´t be worried or paranoid though, I mean, this girls will soon forget him in about 2 years, when this movies are done and he will beg for some attention. Mark. my. words.

  • Hmm I feel like the title of this post is a little misleading. It’s not like he doesn’t want to hang out with normal NY women, it’s that he doesn’t want to be attacked and harassed by crazy 15 year old fans. Seems logical to me. I wouldn’t want his life…yikes.

  • oh i get the appeal. i think hes sex on a stick, but those rabid fan girls are crazy and terrifying. i feel bad for him.

  • My daughter thinks he is “gross and smelly looking” … :D She is also not a fan of the books either. Don’t be jealous though. I have to suffer her love of the Jonas Brothers so it pretty much evens out.

  • i like him very much, but i wolud never throw myself on him, i think i would play like i don’t know who he is to get his attention :PP
    oh and that british accent <3

  • Personally, I think he’s hot as hell. It’s the jawline! Too bad he’s shacking up with Stewart.

  • My attraction to him is more an attraction to the character from the books.

    Edward is *the* perfect guy. Robert could be a total jerk for all we know (but I will continue to believe he is a nice guy until proven otherwise).

  • I’d say the girls stalking him are 12-15 year old girls who are completely obsessed with the Twilight series. Girls at that age will obsess over anything, but I agree that in a few years time his fame will fade away and he’ll be dying for the attention again.

  • Whoever thought the day would come when the pasty, unshaven, unbathed heroin addict look would become “hot”? And what is it with all of these young girls today and their fantasies of getting shtooped by vampires? What the hell is that all about? I just don’t get it, but would love to try and understand the psychology behind it all.

  • Teenage girls are mental and their parents shouldn’t allow them to be running around NY stalking celebs. It’s called respect. I’m in a preachy mood today.

  • Doesn’t Robert Pattinson just hate EVERYTHING though? Life’s tough buddy, suck it up!

  • These rabid teenage fans are giving us real nyc women a bad name – new yorkers are known for not giving a shit about celebs. (B/c every new yorker basically believes they are a celeb as well lol)
    NYC is the one city where celebs can have anonymity and just walk in a crowd. Don’t even get me started about all the celebs my friends and I have partied with, or who I’ve seen doing what. This obsession with celebs or “stalkerazzi” has gone way too far.

    Cue “A Hard Day’s Night”

  • I’m glad he feels safe in London. People in England, love him acting but don’t go round stalking him. Poor Guy! Go England!