I didn’t even see this coming, but I think Lindsay Lohan is going to try her hand at stand-up comedy. I was under the misguided impression that she was a dramatic actress, but then I read what she said in an interview to Britain’s OK Magazine:
It’s not that hard to be me, but I do work harder than most of my friends’ parents. I am the hardest-working person I know. I’m a workaholic. I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I get creatively frustrated
I prefer to be making films. For most people – and for me, too – there’s something about going to the movies. It’s about being able to transform into different people and tell different stories. You can go to the movies if you’re depressed, and you can walk out later laughing. The fact that going into a theatre for two hours can do that is an amazing feeling.
To be the person who’s on that screen, who can make someone feel better, or bring out more emotion in someone, makes me feel really blessed that I’m able to do that. It’s just about finding the right roles, but when the time is right, they will come.
Lindsay doesn’t know what to do when she’s not working? Sure she does! Piles of coke are work, too! And if there was a way that I could reach out to Linds, I would let her know that I, without a doubt, leave the theater laughing every time I go to a movie that she’s in. Hysterical. Hyena-like. Laughter.
I agree Lazy Bum Fantasy takes up a lot of time and effort.
Poor girl. She really doesn’t realize that her career is over. I actually think she was a good, adorable actress, and I loved watching her on-screen. It makes me sad to see her now.
What a complete dick hole.
Heeeeeeeeey
This quote is mad old. If anything you should look at her ELLE (2007) interview she did right before her (sixth?) car accident.
LL said: Oh, I would never drink and drive, do drugs, or date my best friend Samantha Ronson!
I’m so sick of her lying so much that she cannot be taken seriously anymore. If anything she will only be known for being a washed up druggie actress.
She says she is young and can has time to rebuild her image, but she has totally ruined her image by being a complete liar and a all around tard.
can we ban posts about her, like we did with the fame-whore couple that shall remain unnamed? i’m sick of seeing her face.
Agreed! Any posts about her are so boring nowadays. Let’s just put off posting about her until she overdoses, and then we can all cry about how much we’ll miss the bitch. Just like MJ.
Please — someone — anyone — smack this girl with a 2×4 and put her out of our misery. I am sick of seeing her freckled baboon, yellow corn tooth, scarecrow face.
Lindsay, please go play in traffic.
What is it? Water seeks it’s own level? She’s just like those other shanty kids from LI. A dime a dozen. The fact that she posed as Marilyn is proof of how delusional she is.
what is this girl babbling on about? Meself @ 9.18 a.m you are so right. I remember that Elle interview where she denied she was dating Samantha and how dare the media suggest otherwise. She is such a liar.
I thought that she said that she’d prefer to just model. It’s a short job and you can probably do it stoned. There’s no dialogue to forget and no studio exec writes public letters about how your intoxication routine is disrupting production.
Does the woman have no one around her, say, her mother, who will tell her that she’s not getting acting jobs not because the roles aren’t there but because she’s not there?
Actually I think this video is hilarious
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0d646e2edb/lindsay-lohan-s-eharmony-profile