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Long-Lasting Love Languishes

14265031janekaczmarek622200994244am West Wing's Bradley Whitford and Malcolm in the Middle's Jane Kaczmarek  filed for divorce on Friday after 16 years of marriage. Sixteen years of being married to the same person is, like, a miracle in Hollywood.  Where do you think it all went wrong for these two?  Cheating?  Drugs?  Boredom?  Maybe they just couldn't find a way to function once they were no longer cast on alliteratively titled television series.  I hear that can happen. The couple, both Wisconsin born and bred, have t...

Matthew McConaughey A Dad…Again

57658183matthewmcconaughey622200983609am Matthew McConaughey took to his blog yesterday to wish all seven of his readers a happy Father's Day. He also took the opportunity to announce that he and his fiancee Camila Alves are expecting a new addition to their brood.  He didn't mention how far along she is -- we can probably assume that she's the standard three months along -- but this baby will join their son Levi who is eleven months. Congrats to the happy and extremely attractive family!...

Don’t Come Between Susan Boyle and Her Pussy

Susan Boyle - June 17th, 2009 After cancelling a performance earlier this week due to "fatigue", Susan Boyle has once again raised concerns about her mental health after having a full on freak out last evening shortly before she was scheduled to sing during the Liverpool performance of the Britain's Got Talent tour. Sources say that she was acting strangely all night, wandering around looking dazed and "scratching her belly with her top pulled up." She later became hysterical and "repeatedly bawled: 'Where’s my cat... I...

This Little Piggy Said “Wee Wee Wee”

brunopigpenis Pictures from today's Bruno photocall in front of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, Germany. What scares me more than Sacha's thong is the fact that the other two models don't have one on. As a side note, posing as a pig with a knit penis is pretty much the only time it's acceptable to wear pink Ugg boots. [gallery] ...

This Father’s Day, It’s Jon Minus Kate Plus 8

Jon Gosselin Jon Gosselin spent Father's day with all eight of the kids at their home in Reading, Pennsylvania. The family played Lacrosse and slipped and slid on a Slip n' Slide. His Father's Day present was "spending time" with the kids. Kate was nowhere in sight. When asked by reporters about her whereabouts, Jon replied that he had "no idea" where she was, which means that Jon got more Father's Day love from a group of strangers than from his wife. When a carload of teenage girls parked in front of the house and yelled "Happy Fa...

Robert Pattinson Hit by Cab in New York

Robert Pattinson This past Thursday the pale pretty-boy actor was in NYC filming for Remember Me when he was reportedly struck by a taxi cab while escaping the clutches of a gaggle of squealing female fans. According to one onlooker, a large group of "hysterical" girls surrounded the actor when he exited a book store where he had been filming for the majority of the day. Five security guards attempted to escort Pattinson away from the "loud and upset" fans by hustling him across a rain soaked street, but neglec...

Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant

Gisele Bundchen pregnant baby bump People magazine confirms that the leggy baby snatcher will be spawning one of the world's most genetically perfect progeny with football star Tom Brady. The child is due sometime "early next year" which most likely means January or February. “Family is everything,” Bündchen, who turns 29 next month, told PEOPLE last month. “I think family is the base to everything. I think that is one of the things I’m most grateful for. I have a lot to be grateful for but I think that’s definitel...

8 Little Monkeys Jumpin’ on the Bed, One Fell Out and Bumped His Head

Aaden Gosselin, Kate Gosselin Gosselin sextuplet Aaden Gosselin-- pictured above, flying through the air this past April-- was taken to a walk-in medical clinic by dad Jon yesterday for treatment of an apparent head injury. He left the clinic with a bandage on his boo-boo, but otherwise appeared to be fine. No word on what caused the injury, but aren't things like this pretty standard with kids his age? When I was three, I was jumping on my parents' bed when, just like the song about the little monkeys, I fell off and bump...

I Just Want You to Remember What Victoria Beckham Used to Look Like

Before she was a fiercely clavicled clothes horse: Victoria Beckham Short Cropped Hair Pictures PhotosBefore she was a fiercely clavicled clothes horse: She was one slightly more over-tweezed eyebrow and some black lip liner away from working at Dress Barn: Raw Spice is (unfortunately) available on Youtube in its entirety. A few stray clicks ended with me watching it yesterday for over an hour. I was absolutely stunned by how different Victoria Beckham used to look. The snapshot above is one thing, but you really need to look at the video to get the full picture. "Posh" makes her fir...

Miley Cyrus Kisses Nick Onstage at Jonas Brothers Concert???

miley_cyrus_nick_jonas We're hearing from sources that Miley and Nick are DEFINITELY back on!!! The Jonas Brothers made the first stop of their tour tonight in Arlington, Texas -- and Miley was with them! She surprised the audience by stepping onstage during the final song and kissing Nick!!! Wow, so I guess we know for sure now why she left Justin. Who leaves a hottie model with a package like this for Nick Jonas?? Miley Cyrus, apparently, and she wants the world to know! Was anyone else in the audie...

Lily Allen Pretty Much Hates Everyone

In the new music video for her single, Fuck You (Very Much) Lily gives the figurative finger to homophobes, warhawks, and racists. And she makes me giggle....

This Is Acceptable

mermaidparade200921 A child gives the ol' Roger Ebert to a large man's neon genitalia at this Saturday's 2009 Coney Island Mermaid Parade. Actor Harvey Keitel was this year's King Neptune and his wife, Daphna Kastner served as Head Mermaid. Have fun in the gallery. Oh, and if your workplace does not consider body paint to be an acceptable form of clothing, some of the photos may not be safe for work. [gallery]...
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