Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Supermodel Superdumped!

55418234rachelhunter6242009112442am Rachel Hunter, ex of Rod Stewart and a model in her own right, was all set to marry her boyfriend of two years, Canadian hockey player Jarret Stoll.  Then came the email. Yesterday, Stoll sent a broadcast email to invited guests informing them that the wedding, scheduled for August 14th, was being cancelled. The couple bought a house together last year and were planning on starting a family shortly after the wedding.  Though Stoll is almost 13 years younger than Hunter, he reportedly...

Best Picture Nominees Expanded To 10

51317207oscar624200940334pm The Academy Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced today that they are expanding the Best Picture category to ten nominees. What does this mean?  Well, it means more genres of films such as animated, science fiction and -- gasp! -- comedy will have a shot at winning the Best Pic.  Though it would seem weird for The Hangover to win the top prize of the night, it's now a possibility. I did a little research today, to see what movie greats were never nominated, probably due to the restriction of only five available slots.  Re...

Just Because

burgerkingad Not really entertainment news, but I'm so maxed out on upskirts and irresponsible parents of eight or more.  Let's talk about Burger King's new ad campaign. Blow job, "yearn for more," piece of meat, seven-incher, "fill your desire" -- seriously Burger King people, we get it.  It's sexual, it's taboo, it makes me want to go vegetarian (though I suspect that I am not its intended demographic). Based on the existence of this ad alone, how long until we see Paris Hilton abandoning her f...

Marilyn Manson Talks Condom Art And Killing His Ex

57680133marilynmanson624200991156am Some people paint and some people sculpt, but when Marilyn Manson wants to create art he throws semen-filled condoms at a mirror.  I wish I was kidding.  He talked all about it -- and so much more -- in a recent interview with SPIN. I was going to email you a photograph I just took. It's of a new piece of modern art I created. Let's call this work my Jack-off Pollack, of sorts. I had two condoms -- alien things to me, I haven't seen them in 25 years -- and I threw them on the mirror, and they s...

Finally! The News Everyone Expected And No One Cared About

57716165vanessaminnillo624200975410am It would be fun to analyze the body language shown in this seven-day-old picture of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo if I wasn't already aware of the fact that they just split.  It seems like they've been doing that for the entire three years they've been dating, but now it's official and confirmed by her publicist. It was only three weeks ago that Vanessa was talking about the 10 carat diamond she wanted and reassuring everyone that her relationship with Lachey was on solid ground.  I'...

Christina Ricci Needs a Bra And a Tide Pen

57724458christinaricci623200990840pm Dear Christina, there comes a time in every woman's life when gravity has fully introduced itself to her body.  This.  Is.  Your.  Time. Also, after inspecting 62 pics of Ricci at the Los Angeles Film Festival, I have concluded that the streak down the front of her dress is neither a wrinkle nor a pattern in the material.  In the past month, this poor girl has lost her bra, her washing machine and her finace. Megan Fox was nice enough to swing by on her way to a toga party -- God, why c...

Miracles Happen. Really Bad Movies Happen Too.

57746676audrinapatridge623200984244pm Audrina Patridge, the artist formerly known as "Ceiling Eyes", has a pilot deal in place with MTV.  It's another "reality show" that will document her personal and professional life.  Basically it's a single-size serving of The Hills. There is only one upcoming project that sounds less fascinating than Audrina's yet-to-be-titled show, and that is The Social Network -- yep, apparently some yo-yo thought we wanted to watch a film that tells the story of how Facebook was born....

Someone Called Amy Winehouse A Reptile

56989996amywinehouse623200974452pm Amy Winehouse is basically in St. Lucia almost all the time, save when her court dates require her to return to London.  Now, she wants to live there as a permanent resident. If St Lucia's former governor Jeff Fedee has his way, the residents of the Caribbean island will not roll out the welcome mat for the Rehab singer that's in need of rehab.  Fedee wrote a letter to the St. Lucia Star in which he characterized Winehouse as a "tattooed reptile" who would bring "untold human suffering" to t...

Hole-y Smokes!

clove What in the Courtney Love of God is going on with this train wreck?  Love was seen yesterday on the streets of New York City looking like a concentration camp victim. So I started researching to see what other than heroin Courtney has been up to lately, and supposedly she's doing some Hole reunion -- and I fully admit that saying "Hole reunion" brings out the adolescent 16-year-old that lurks within me.  There's just one problem:  Her Hole bassist Melissa Auf der Maur knows nothing of ...

Love It Or Hate It?

57754408chloesevigny623200954745pm A couple of things here:  Obviously, just what the hell does Chloe Sevigny think she's wearing?  Ankle boots, patchy tanner and cut offs -- really Chloe? Secondly, Chloe wore this charming little gem while hosting the Launch of the Nightlife Preservation Community.  I Googled this organization to see what it was all about.  I thought it had something to do with protecting endangered nocturnal animals or something like that.  Alas, this group is dedicated to a different type of philanthropy...