Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Not Even One Volcano. Disappointing, Really.

The Scientologists are back to advertising on television.  So, are you looking for it?  I totally related to the emptiness, the lifelong void, the aching desire that the narrator referred to.  And he's right, it can only be filled by one thing:  A Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. So while I enjoy that, jump in and enjoy the cool eighties ad, complete with volcano action as it should be. Read More...

Mel Gibson Is So, Uh, Generous

57564639melgibson625200941326pm It's a weird picture of Mel Gibson, but it's not every day that you get to see a jackass on a horse. In Touch has an article in their print edition -- and a huge thanks to our friends at Celebitchy for reading it and sparing the general public the pain -- that shares all the details of Mel Gibson's "generosity" towards Oksana Grigorieva AKA the woman carrying his spawn.  In addition to diamonds and a car and a promise of a nanny, he pays her a $10,000 for a monthly allowance.  And you know what ...

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson on the Streets of NYC

57769481ashleesimpson6252009113515am I have to admit that Pete Wentz isn't half as fun to write stories about since he stopped talking about his sex life every 20 minutes.  This new, more restrained rocker dude is a real snore. Pete was out and about last night taking his emaciated looking wife Ashlee for a walk.  Actually, they were headed to the restaurant Angels & Kings -- a hot spot that I've been wanting to call "Angels & Demons" every single time I've tried to write this story. In a totally random and unrelate...

Joy Behar Calls Off Engagement to Boyfriend of 26 Years

16833603joybehar6252009124437pm I was just chatting on Facebook with a friend of mine who said that she was sad that Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett didn't have an opportunity to marry before she died.  I replied that, really, they had 29 years in which they could have married.  If you're with someone for decades and don't marry them, it's probably because one or both parties don't view it as a priority. Therefore, I was surprised when Joy Behar announced that she was marrying her boyfriend of 26 years back in March.  ...

R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett

10089824farrahfawcett625200991427am Farrah Fawcett has succumbed to her battle with cancer this morning at the age of 62. Best known for her role as Jill Monroe on the 1976-77 debut season of Charlie's Angels (she made a few guest appearances in seasons three and four), Fawcett also won critical acclaim for a television movie The Burning Bed as well as both a movie and stage performance in Extremeties. Despite reports of an impending wedding, Fawcett never married actor Ryan O'Neal, but was involved with him for 29 years. ...

She’s Baaaaaaack!

57657463rosieodonnell6252009113807am Rosie O'Donnell is returning to work.  A couple of years after her departure from The View, Rosie will have her own show on Sirius satellite radio this fall. The show which will air from 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Monday through Friday is, by O'Donnell's definition, "...an exciting new adventure—two hours of talk show entertainment, without having to wear makeup. Perfection"  And perfection for us too -- I love me some Rosie, but I suspect if we all had to look at that tan for ten hours a week, ratin...

Remember How E! Online Totally Stole Beet’s Idea?

evil_couple1 E! Online came up with the completely unoriginal idea to conduct a poll to see if they should ban news stories regarding a certain couple from their website.  Beet made that call last year, but whatever. Anyway, the poll results are in and a resounding 94% voted in favor of no more news about them.  Of course, network executive Suzanne Kolb isn't willing to draw the line at not reporting about them unless they die.  "If her album went to No. 1, that would be a newsworthy thing. If they ...

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Rakes In Huge Bucks

57719091meganfox624200971503pm The new Transformers' movie had the largest Wednesday opening -- it played at 12:01 a.m. -- of all time and the third largest opening of all midnight premiere movies.  The hot summer blockbuster that's getting simply horrible reviews pulled down $16M. Today I was reading sites dedicated to stupid Megan Fox quotes, and believe me...there are a lot of them (sites and quotes), and came across an extensive collection that Jezebel compiled.  Last fall, Fox said, "I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not g...

Breckin Meyer Will Not Accept Couples Skating; Gets Apology From Zac Efron

I'm so relieved that Breckin Meyer is speaking out against couples skating.  No one should ever, ever have to endure such an injustice. ...

Quotables

57373619giselebundchen624200955039pm "I am crazy about children ... I am an adoptive mother ... I've already had this experience for two years," Gisele Bundchen, on a Brazilian television show talking about how prepared she is for motherhood.  Oh.  My.  God.  Can someone please explain to Gisele that she's married to a guy who has a kid with another woman.  She's not his (John Edward Thomas') mother, she's not his adoptive mother unless some legal transaction has occurred that we don't know about.  She is a stepmother. ...
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