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Alanis Morrissette Scores Guest Role on Weeds

alanis_morissette Hi y'all! I know I was MIA last week -- I took a much-needed vacation, and I can't thank Wendie and Kelly enough for doing such an incredible job in my absence. I'd be lost without those two. But I'm back now, and I have a lot to say about a lot of the things that have been going on, but up first: Alanis Morrissette. Apparently Alanis figures that if Scarlett Johansson can step in on her ex-fiance and release an album, the least she can do is invade one part of Scarlett's world: acting. Alanis...

Rowe Denies Interview

4873201debbierowe629200913131pm This weekend Kelly gave us all the details of an interview Michael Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe granted to News of the World.  Well, NOTWis confused or doesn't know what to do when they aren't writing about Amy Winehouse because, according to Debbie Rowe, this one-on-one chit-chat never happened. To recap:  Debbie didn't say that Michael wasn't the biological father of their kids, she didn't say that she didn't want custody of the kids, and she didn't say that the two never had sex.  As a matter of fact, it's like the articl...

Apparently You All Went To The Movies This Weekend

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen had a huge opening -- huge.  Over five days, it pulled in $387.3M worldwide and $201M domestically.  It has now clinched second place of best movie five-day gross tally, only eclipsed by Dark Knight. Over the weekend, Transformers pulled in $112M with The Proposal and The Hangover rounding out the top three movies earning $18M and $17M, respectively. The only other movie that opened this weekend, and how unfortunate to have to open up against any testosterone flick like Transformers, was the ever-depressing My Sister's Keeper which earned $12M. />Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen had a huge opening -- huge.  Over five days, it pulled in $387.3M worldwide and $201M domestically.  It has now clinched second place of best movie five-day gross tally, only eclipsed by Dark Knight. Over the weekend, Transformers pulled in $112M with The Proposal and The Hangover rounding out the top three movies earning $18M and $17M, respectively. The only other movie that opened this weekend, and how unfortunate to have to open up against any testos...

Eddie Van Halen Ties The Knot

80417d1_van_halen_e_b_gr_06evilbeetgossip Let's celebrate some happy news!  This weekend, Eddie Van Halen put on his best flip-flops and married his girlfriend of three years, Janie Liszewski. The couple served non-alcoholic drinks as a nod to Eddie's 18 months of sobriety and also had offerings such as mini-corn dogs and wax lips on the menu.  Wax Lips on the Menu -- if that isn't a song title, I don't know what is. One hundred guests attended, including Van Halen's ex-wife, Valerie Bertinelli and their son Wolfgang who served as best man. Best of luck to Eddie and his new bride!...

And You Thought I Was Disrespectful To The Dead?

Many of you didn't appreciate my Heeeeeeerrrrreeeee’s Heaven! post about Ed McMahon -- and I maintain that it was a stroke of comedic whimsy -- but at least I didn't slap on some Jheri curl, dress up like Michael Jackson, and moonwalk onto stage the way Jamie Foxx did on the BET Awards last night.  Tacky and disrespectful, right? Also, in a time where we are trying to all come together, Jamie Foxx speaks of MJ as someone who belonged to "us" -- the African American community -- and that they decided to share him with everyone els...

Joe Jackson at BET Awards: Doing Fine, Plugs New Company

 You just can't judge how people deal with their grief, I guess.  Joe Jackson, father of Michael, appeared at the BET Awards last night and was happy to let everyone know that the Jackson family is doing fine -- great, actually.  This CNN interview reminded me of one of those old SNL skits.  My modern-day re-write: CNN:  "Joe, I know the past few days have been tough."    Joe:    "Uh?  Tough.  Yeah, tough.  That's the ticket!" CNN:  "The circumstances surrounding Mich...

Hang in There

Just Because - Cute Dog in a Toilet Paper Roll It's been a rough couple of weeks. In my own little world, I've had migraines all week and spent over two hours yesterday waiting for a tow truck on the side of the interstate. In a broader sense, people in Iran are dying in the streets while protesting for the right to have their votes counted, celebrities are dropping like flies in a little league baseball game, and the president of Honduras was overthrown yesterday while I was busy posting pictures of Katy Perry naked in a bathtub with ...

Ugly Betty Star Ana Ortiz Welcomes First Child

Ana Ortiz Welcomes First Child Star of ABC's Ugly Betty, Ana Ortiz, and her husband Noah Lebenzon welcomed their first child this Saturday, a little girl they've named Paloma Louise Lebenzon. Ana had been due this past Thursday, but the little tooter wasn't ready to enter the world until 4:25 p.m. yesterday. Paloma weighed in at a healthy 7 lbs., 10 oz., and both mother and baby are doing fine....

Mother of Michael Jackson’s Children Does Not Want Them

Debbie Rowe Michael Jackson's ex-wife and mother of his children, Debbie Rowe, is speaking out on a lot of topics now that M.J. has passed, and almost none of what she has to say is very pleasant. Amongst other revelations, she confirms that their marriage was a sham, says that Michael did not father the children, and claims they never bumped uglies. Unless you count accidental head-bumping, and in their case, I would. "He wanted to pretend that we were a family. But we never lived together as a couple. We...

Bacon Climbs a Mountain and Sings About Farrah Fawcett

16572955baconbrothers6282009105045pm Kevin Bacon has a band with his brother-- who I really wish was named "Macon," but is unfortunately called Michael. This weekend, the Bacon brothers hiked to the top of Pike's Peak in Colorado to play a benefit concert for the Love, Hope, Strength Foundation, an organization which describes itself as "an international, music-centric cancer charity dedicated to providing support for cancer centers, and inspiration to those affected, throughout the world." It took 6 hours for the 50 year old ...

Only Live Lindsay Could Be Sadder than Celebrity Death

57797780lohan1628200921601pm Lilo was in Las Vegas yesterday at a pool party to launch her tanning line Sevin Nyne. Hasn't this crap been launched like, 5 times already? I'm not sure what the company is thinking, but the more times Lindsay shows up somewhere looking like this, that's one less bottle of product they're going to sell. Even though her birthday isn't until July 2nd, the shindig also morphed into a kind of birthday celebration for the Lo-ho-- complete with disgruntled-looking chefs holding a giant cake and be...
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