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Your Daily … Paris?

90601w7_hilton_b-gr_02 Ummmm I think I speak for all of us when I say "WHERE THE HELL IS LINDSAY LOHAN???" Pictures of the starlet have been exceedingly rare these days. It's really, really starting to bother me. I look forward every day to the new pics of Lindsay and/or Samantha, and it's been depressing lately when I check the photo agencies and all they have is pics of Paris and Douche. Seriously, I'm sparing you guys from the worst of it. There are like 500 new pics of these two every single day now. It's ...

The Third Twilight Flick: Already Casting!

  Before Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson can even begin their We Don't Give a Crap tour to promote New Moon, the studio has already started hunting for the co-stars of the third flick, Eclipse. Here's who they're looking for so far, according to the casting notice:
Riley "is a handsome, blond, clean-cut college boy who falls victim to Victoria," the notice reads. He's in his early to mid 20s and "plays an integral role in Victoria's attempt to murder Bella Swan." There are two more members of the Quileute tribe and La Push wolf pack in Eclipse. Like New Moon, they are looking for Native American or First Nations actors to fill the roles. "Seth Clearwater is a "tall, gangly-limbed boy with a huge, happy grin," the notice reads. "Seth idolizes Jacob." Seth's big sister is 19-year-old Leah Clearwater and the only female member of La Push: "She is tall and slender with beautiful skin and short cropped black hair. She would be considered gorgeous if not for the perpetual scowl she carries due to a broken heart and her anger issues."
Meanwhile, Taylor Lautner will continue to put on mass for the third film, after having put on around 30 pounds of muscle for New Moon. "Jacob's character is continually growing throughout the series," Lautner said at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night, "so I got about eight weeks off before I go back again for Eclipse and I'm going to be hitting the gym." As for the fourth installment of the Twilight series, Breaking Dawn? The cast -- including Kristen, Robert, Ashley Greene and Peter Facinelli -- have all expressed interest in sticking around for a fourth. We are NEVER going to be done with this. Kristen Stewart is going to be stumbling down red carpets and dropping awards on the floor until we're all old and grey. Eventually, she'll just carry the bong up on stage with her. />  Before Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson can even begin their We Don't Give a Crap tour to promote New Moon, the studio has already started hunting for the co-stars of the third flick, Eclipse. Here's who they're looking for so far, according to the casting notice: Riley "is a handsome, blond, clean-cut college boy who falls victim to Victoria," the notice reads. He's in his early to mid 20s and "plays an integral role in Victoria's attempt to murder Bella Swan." There are two...

Dick Cheney Says YES to Gay Marriage

Dick Cheney in a Cowboy Hat Pictures Photos At a press conference today, when asked about his feelings on same-sex marriage: "I think that freedom means freedom for everyone ... I think people ought to be free to enter into any kind of union they wish. Any kind of arrangement they wish." WOW. George W. Bush's VP just went on the record supporting gay marriage. Isn't it about time our current Democratic President did the same? To check out a clip of Cheney speaking and to read the full quote, click here. ...

They’re Doing A Sequel To Heathers. No, Really.

16684283winonaryder61200961228pm-1 Dudes, I'm just too tired to fight the establishment any longer.  So I'm just moving straight into acceptance mode.  Another 80's movie is getting a sequel.  Sigh. Hollywood has decided that we need to get a follow-up of the 1988 cult classic Heathers and despite all the denials, Wynona Ryder insists that the project is happening.  "Whatever you hear, there is a sequel in the works. I swear to God.  But for some reason the writer Dan Waters and director Michael Lehman don't want to ...

Quotables

56935447pink61200954123pm-1 "Kanye West is the person pissing me off right now. I was at Stella McCartney's Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, Paul McCartney and Kanye West. The entire time Kanye is going, 'They need more fur in this show'. He just wouldn't shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he's saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney! I was just so grossed out by him. I'm like, 'You're an idiot!' There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin...

Paris Picks Best Friend Based On Stripper Pole Skills

57572426parishilton61200950530pm-1 "I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead."  That was Paris Hilton's unintentionally ironic answer to E!'s question, "You said on the show that you don't want to get married.  Is that true?" Yes, the moment we've all been waiting for:  Season two of Paris Hilton's My New BFF!  It premieres tomorrow night on MTV and this installment will feature guest appearances by Kathy Griffin and Lil' Kim as well as stripper pole challenges. Paris also cooed that ...

License To Chill

danielcraigice I just mentioned how licking your monitor can be hazardous to your health, but I am relieved to report that licking a pomegranate replica of Daniel Craig is totally okay. Del Monte is releasing these 007 pops in blueberry, cranberry and pomegranate and, as usually happens with cool stuff, they are not available in the US.  But if you live in England, I'd love to see a picture of you licking Craig's head. The product is a result of Del Monte's UK Coolest Guy contest.  Daniel beat out Tom J...

You. Are. Welcome.

johnnydeppcover-1 I criticized Vanity Fair, my former favorite magazine, for being so light these days.  The articles have become atrociously boring, but I'm willing to forgive and forget all of it because Johnny Depp is on the cover of July's issue.  The people over at VF have redeemed themselves! Though they don't have the entire article on their website and that's probably a good strategy if Conde Nast wants to sell magazines -- they did send out this press release: NEW YORK, N.Y.--Johnny Depp shows Vanit...

Well This Explains A Lot

57271153janicedickinson61200911719pm-1 Maybe Janice Dickinson isn't a big cokehead drunk, after all.  Sure, she staggered down streets swinging accessories at the paparazzi, and yes, she somersaulted down a flight of stairs and verbally abused models, but it could be that she just needed a sandwich. Janice talked about how to be a successful contestant -- she was on the UK version in 2007 and is appearing tonight on the US version -- on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here.  "They think this is a game show. It isn't. It's ardu...