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Like Their Sweater Vests, Another Trend That The Jonas Brothers Are Way Behind On

It doesn't matter, though.  Seeing virginal Joe Jonas in a unitard has made me feel the most alert I've been all day, though he may want to hook up with Britney to get some lip-synching lessons....

Brangelina Splits! Again!

57495055bradpitt63200914038pm-1 I make it a policy to only report every tenth "Brad and Angelina Are Over!" story that gets floated out to the internet and today is that day. As the Enquirer reports it in their Breaking News section, Brangie's appearance at Cannes was staged for the media in hopes that no one would know that the truth:  they are ovah!  After months of behind-the-scenes battles, it’s finally over between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Hollywood’s most glamorous power couple - who never married de...

This Is The Fault Of Those Olsen Twins

57572580mileycyrus632009120255pm-1 Miley Cyrus is the newest in a long line of teen singers/actresses to launch a new clothing line for Wal-Mart.  She has teamed up with famed designer Max Azria to offer a collection of dresses, tops, shoes and -- what else? -- leggings, that will be available in time for back-to-school shopping.  Everything will cost under $20 and will undoubtedly be crafted by seven-year-old sweatshop workers. Seriously, though.  Taylor Swift has a line of dresses, The Jonas brothers have some sweate...

I Take Back My Apology

14502003melissajoanhart632009110930am-1 You know what?  I tried being nice to Melissa Joan Hart, but it's just not working for me.  Yeah, she lost a bunch of weight and yeah, she opened up a candy store but she's not a nice person.  I think, on some level, I knew that.  Therefore, I'm back to using the most unflattering pictures of her that I can find. New York Post is reporting that Hart was telling people at KTLA in Los Angeles that she'd been hoping Farrah Fawcett wouldn't die last week because then she'd be bumped off the cover of People.  A co...

Leann Rimes: Married White Female

16783861eddiecibrian632009100903am-1 It was only a couple of months ago that actor Eddie Cibrian was sucking Leann Rimes' fingers.  Us Weekly got it all on video and the two "stars" parted ways. Since then, Eddie and his wife, Brandi Glanville have been being photographed all over Hollywood with their pelves firmly pressed together, sending a message of unity. Now Brandi is talking to Us Weekly, because they've been so helpful to date regarding her marriage, and she wants everyone to know that Leann is a nut. "LeAnn is a stalker," Glanville tells Us. "She refuses to leave us alone -- it is shameful and scary. People are go...

Yes, It’s Another Video Blog, But It’s HELPFUL

You guys, I went to an informational session today for The Delta Society. It's an organization that takes animals into hospices, hospitals and other organizations to work with the ill and disabled. I heard a bunch of volunteers and staff talk about what a difference these animals make, and I was totally inspired, so I wanted to talk to you guys all about it. The Delta Society operates out of Washington and a bunch of other U.S. states, but if you guys know of other, similar organizations operating in other states please feel free to leave the info in the comments. Leo makes an adorable -- albeit non-compliant -- cameo around the 1:40 mark. If you look closely, you can also see my cat Josie sitting perfectly still and staring at the corner, like I'm the freakin' Blair Witch. /> You guys, I went to an informational session today for The Delta Society. It's an organization that takes animals into hospices, hospitals and other organizations to work with the ill and disabled. I heard a bunch of volunteers and staff talk about what a difference these animals make, and I was totally inspired, so I wanted to talk to you guys all about it. The Delta Society operates out of Washington and a bunch of other U.S. states, but if you guys know of other, similar organizations operating in...

Aww, Thanks, Giuls!

giuls_tweet I only hate on you because you've achieved the life I dream of. I think you know that. At least you can have a sense of humor about it -- unlike some celebrities. (Cough -- Verne Troyer -- cough. I know it's you sending the hate mail. Your email address changes, but your IP doesn't, buddy.) Oh, and on the Verne Troyer front, his ex Ranae Shrider is looking for an assistant. Bedroom videography experience optional....

Hey! Look Who’s Gay!

31389PCN_GuysDolls Someone's not waiting for his "Yes, I'm Gay!" cover of People. Adam Lambert left a Hollywood club last night hand-in-hand with his boyfriend, Drake LaBry. (Real name or not? I'll let you guys guess at that.) Drake is very pretty, although personally I could do without the moustache. But I guess Adam's into that! I kind of like that Adam didn't buy into all the hype about having to "clarify" his sexuality. Do heterosexuals have to go on the record saying that they're straight? Of course ...

Oh, This is Acceptable

57566793noah_cyrus_emily_reeves62200984143pm Nine-year-old Noah Cyrus -- yes, Miley's little sister -- and her friend Emily Reeves walked the red carpet at a recent Hollywood event wearing these. The pedophile-enchanting twosome also have a YouTube show, just in case they weren't -- uh -- exposed enough already. Honestly, if I say the one on the right has chubby thighs, would that help ensure that she doesn't wear anything like that on the red carpet for at least another decade? Because I will do it. Seriously I'm trying to save ...

Giuliana Rancic Clearly Doesn’t Value Her Marriage

Bill Rancic and Giuliana DePandi Reality TV Show Pictures Photos I had to stop following Giuliana Rancic (nee DePandi) on Twitter. There are only so many tweets about beauty secrets and workout routines I can handle each day from someone who is naturally a size zero with perfect skin and married to the man who I always felt was destined for me. But apparently Giuls' life isn't so perfect as it seems on the outset, as she is totally ready to throw away her marriage by doing a reality TV show with her husband of two years -- but who's counting? -- Apprentice winner and total hottie Bil...

This Country Is Screwed

Paris Hilton's Autograph Wrist Tattoo Pictures Photos We have a nation of people ignorant enough to think the marriage of a same-sex couple will somehow hurt existing children, who applaud the terrorist murder of a man who performed a medical procedure protected by our country's laws, who were all-too-easily convinced by an army of mortgage brokers that they could magically buy twice the house they could reasonably afford, and, in the coup de grace, our young women are getting Paris Hilton's autograph tattoed on their wrists. From Paris's Tw...
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