Paris and Douche Have Been Together for SIX MONTHS???? June 9, 2009Evil BeetDoug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton WTF? Where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday Douche Reinhardt was running around town with Amanda Bynes, but in a recent interview with E! he talked about celebrating his six-month anniversary with Paris. Actually, he talked about damn near everything for Paris. You can watch the interview here (it's not embeddable -- come on, E!), and it basically consists of the interviewer trying desperately to get Paris -- the actual famous person here -- to talk, but she just defers to D...
Britney and Her Agent: Definitely Involved! June 9, 2009Evil BeetBritney Spears, Jason Trawick We've been hearing rumors for awhile, and now we have even more confirmation that Britney and her agent, Jason Trawick, are an item. "They are totally and definitely dating," a source tells People. "Her dad loves him. He's the best thing that happened to her." Actually, I think her dad is the best thing that ever happened to her. Britney would never be in a position to have a healthy relationship (that her dad approves of!) if her father hadn't stepped in a couple years ago and put a court...
America ::Hearts:: Kendra Wilkinson! June 9, 2009Evil BeetKendra Wilkinson Everyone knew deep down that she was the break-out star of The Girls Next Door -- you better believe Holly knew it! -- and now America has confirmed it! Kendra Wilkinson's new reality series, Kendra, premiered as the highest-rated series debut on the E! since another former Playmate had a solo act on the network -- The Anna Nicole Show in 2002. In fact, Kendra out-performed all premiere episodes of "Girls Next Door," including last season's debut by 76% in the adult demo. Wow!!! That's pretty ...
Mike Tyson Weds in Las Vegas June 9, 2009Evil BeetLakiha Spicer, Mike Tyson Just two weeks after the tragic death of his four-year-old daughter, Exodus, Mike Tyson married girlfriend Lakiha Spicer in Las Vegas. It's his third marriage. The wedding took place on Saturday in a private ceremony at the La Bella Wedding Chapel, its owner Shawn Absher told Reuters. "No guests whatsoever, just the bride and groom," Absher said. "Very intimate, sincere. Mike seemed very happy." I suppose there are a lot of things that could be said here, in light of the recent events in Ty...
Allison Iraheta Signs a Record Deal! June 9, 2009Evil BeetUncategorized Hooray! Hooray! Not that it should come as any surprise, but the kick-ass 17-year-old, who placed a totally ridiculous fourth in this season's American Idol, has inked a record deal with 19 Entertainment. Her album's due out this fall, and I for one am SOOOO excited. Allison joins Kris Allen and Adam Lambert by signing with 19 ... but no deal yet for Danny Gokey. Is it on its way? Eh, probably, but who cares? Danny Gokey is boring. Allison rocks! ...
Kelly Rutherford Has Baby, Doesn’t Tell Husband June 9, 2009WendieKelly Rutherford, Uncategorized Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford gave birth to daughter Helena this week, and I'm very disappointed that she didn't name her baby after a handbag. As reported a couple months ago, Rutherford is estranged from husband. Turns out, he found out about the birth of his child off the Internet. "Media reports claiming that I neglected to attend my daughter's birth are total lies and fabrication," Giersch says in a statement. "I was never informed by Kelly about the birth of our daughter, nor was I invited to attend. In fact, I found out about it through Interne...
Okay, Kate Hudson And A-Rod Are Dating. Happy? June 9, 2009WendieA-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson There are many times in my life when I ignore certain situations in hopes that they'll just go away. It's not a real effective approach with bills, but sometimes it works out okay with unknown rashes. But, you know what else I keep ignoring that just won't vanish? A-Rod and Kate Hudson stories. So, let's just put it out there -- these two idiots are dating. Personally, I think it's a match made in STD heaven, but some of the Yankees' wives -- and you know it's the Yankees' wives ta...
Danny Gans Follow-Up June 9, 2009WendieUncategorized Last month, when Vegas entertainer Danny Gans passed away so suddenly and at such a young age, most people thought he had suffered a heart attack. The toxicology reports are now in and have concluded that he passed from an accidental overdose to pain medication prescribed for a chronic pain condition, coupled with a pre-existing heart condition. Don't doctors check for these things? Kind of makes me rethink these Percocets I've been taking for the past few days....
Grief Makes People Do Irrational Things June 9, 2009WendieLiam Neeson It's only been a couple months since Liam Neeson tragically lost his wife Natasha Richardson. If you've ever lost a spouse, you know that the early days after their death seem like a fog. I suspect that Liam Neeson is in no condition to be making career decisions right now. I, for one, am blaming that fog of grief for Neeson's desire to be cast in an A-Team movie, based on the 1980's show. What other reason could their be for such misguided and cloudy judgment? Liam would take on t...
Kim Kardashian Wigs Out June 9, 2009WendieKim Kardashian Kim Kardashian sported a new look as she participated in a photo shoot for my all-time favorite magazine, O. Ken Paves, the ridiculous stylist responsible for Jessica Simpson's Texas hair as well as the sale of clip-on hair extensions, styled Kim's wig for the shoot. What do we think of Kim with short hair? Her natural hair is so beautiful -- not so sure what I think of this helmet of hair....
Britney Spears Headed To Australia June 9, 2009WendieBritney Spears Britney Spears is in London with her Circus tour right now but still took time out to announce that she has six dates set to perform in Australia this November. This will be her first time touring there. Are the Aussies excited? Is Brit as popular there? See? Not one "going down" or "going down under" joke. That, my friends, is restraint....