Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Honeymoon Time for Kendra and Hank!

90628nb2_wilkinson_k_b_gr_06 Did you guys know that Kendra Wilkinson got married this weekend? No? Well, that's okay, no one did -- the once-guaranteed media blitz around her nuptials was completely eclipsed by Michael Jackson's death. But the photogs did manage to care enough to snap photos of Kendra and her new hubby, Hank Baskett, going through security at LAX on the way to their honeymoon. Kendra's wearing a top that says "high maintenance bride." No, it's not properly hyphenated, thank you for asking. [gallery] ...

Hugh Jackman Throws Career In Wood Chipper

57396421mileycyrus629200983752pm Alrighty, so Hugh Jackman and Miley Cyrus are going to be in some craptastic movie together.  It's a really original plot.  She plays a spoiled heiress and he's the bodyguard hired to protect her at all cost.  Yeah, that's it. Hasn't this already been done?  It's like The Bodyguard without the sex.  Dear God, I hope without the sex.  Didn't the Olsen twins do this storyline in one of their many straight-to-DVD efforts?  And the most pressing question of all:  How did Hugh Jackman fa...

Vanessa Minnillo Moves on … to Topher Grace?

"Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen" Premiere - LA I remember the very first time I realized that Topher was a nickname for "Christopher." Like, you just take the second half of the name instead of using "Chris." That was an exciting moment for me. I felt like a genius. Like the time I realized the Wiltern got its name because it's on the corner of Wilshire and Western. That was a big moment too. It's hard to feel smart in a world filled with Bill Gateses and Stephen Hawkings, but somehow I seem to manage. Anyway. Vanessa Minnillo is man...

Note from MGMT: You Can Now Subscribe to Comments

Per request, we've added functionality to the site that allows you to subscribe to the comments on a post that you comment on. Beneath your comment space, you'll see a little checkbox with the words "Notify me of followup comments via e-mail." If you check this box, and you've included your email address in your comment, you'll be notified via email any time another comment appears on that post. You can unsubscribe to the comments at any time from the post page or from a link that will come in your email notification. Enjoy! xoxo Beet />Per request, we've added functionality to the site that allows you to subscribe to the comments on a post that you comment on. Beneath your comment space, you'll see a little checkbox with the words "Notify me of followup comments via e-mail." If you check this box, and you've included your email address in your comment, you'll be notified via email any time another comment appears on that post. You can unsubscribe to the comments at any time from the post page or from a link that will come in your...

Quotables

90503m2_gosselin_b-gr_17evilbeetgossip "During this very difficult time we will be working to focus solely on the needs of our family.  This includes no longer commenting publicly or reacting to media stories and speculation.  Our goal is to do the very best for our children and that will be done as privately as possible.  We appreciate the understanding, support and well wishes from so many. Thank you." Jon and Kate Gosselin's statement as posted on the TLC website.  Thank God!  Finally!  Oh, man...what will we all write abo...

Michael Jackson Autopsy Leak Declared Fake by Coroner

michael_jackson_-_another_part_of_me3 Earlier today, UK tabloid The Sun released an article claiming they had information on the results of Michael Jackson's autopsy. They said Jackson's weight was down to 110 pounds, that he had no food in his stomach, just pills, that he had cuts and bruises on his arms and back, and a bunch of other horrible stuff. The Los Angeles coroner says this information is false. "The report that is being published did not come from our office,'' said the coroner's spokesman. "I don't know where that information came from, or who that information came from. It is not accurate. Some of it is totally false....

Wait. Kellie Pickler Dates Kid Rock?

57707573kelliepickler629200943914pm Where have I been and how did I not know this?  Despite it being "the worst-kept secret in Nashville", I was completely unaware that these two were dating.  And they've reportedly been dating for a year!  Pickler, on a radio interview, referred to being involved in a year-long relationship.  Now other Nashville sources have stated that "the guy" is actually the ex-Mr. Pamela Anderson.  He does like them blond and low on the bell curve, doesn't he? What do we think of Rockler?  Cute couple or creepy?  I vote "kinda cute."...

Billy Mays’ Preliminary Autopsy Results

57650344billymays629200942216pm I felt sure we would hear that Billy Mays died from a head trauma much the way Natasha Richardson had, especially after he admitted that he was bumped on the head while on a Philadelphia to Tampa flight. An autopsy was performed today and the medical examiner saw no signs of either external or internal injury.  The coroner did find evidence of hardening of the arteries and believes that Mays probably died from heart failure. No word yet on what will happen with the upcoming second season of TLC's Pitchmen that Billy co-starred in with his ...

Usher: The Kid Is Not My Son

57596512usher629200934326pm It looks like the divorce between Usher and Tameka Foster is going to go down in history as your typical, hideous blood bath. According to the National Enquirer, Usher has requested a DNA test for the younger son that he had allegedly fathered with Foster.  According to one of those pesky "unnamed source" people, Usher believed that Tameka was cheating during the time that the child was conceived.  Also, he travelled quite a bit for work, leaving little time for procreation. Sigh....

Your Opportunity to Sound Smart for the Day: Bernie Madoff Sentenced to 150 Years in Prison

Madoff Court Okay you guys, check it out. Later today, when someone's all like, "Hey did you hear that Michael Jackson's mother got temporary custody of the kids?", you get to be all like, "Oh, yes, I think I heard that. I don't know. I don't follow celebrity gossip that closely; it all seems so silly to me. But I was relieved to hear about the Madoff sentencing today." Bernie Madoff, the evil New York financier who swindled investors out of billions of dollars using a Ponzi scheme (that's your fancy w...

Jackson’s Mother Awarded Temporary Custody of Children

michael-jackson-46_1006512c A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge issued a ruling this morning granting temporary guardianship of Michael Jackson’s three children to his mother, Katherine Jackson. Judge Mitchell Beckloff has set a hearing for July 6 at 8:30 a.m. for the case, where the children do not have to be present. Prince Michael Jr., 12, Paris Michael Katherine, 11, and Prince Michael II, 7, are living with their grandmother and their grandfather, Joe Jackson, and have a "long established relationship" w...

Leighton Meester/Cobra Starship Video: “Good Girls Go Bad”

There is a long list of people who ought to be penning thank-you notes to Michael Jackson's estate right now. These people include Senator John Ensign, Governor Mark Sanford, and Leighton Meester. With the media insanity surrounding MJ's death, the cheating scandals of Ensign and Sanford have disappeared from view like a political penis into an intern's hoo-hah, and we've now forgotten entirely about Leighton Meester's little foot-job sex tape. Luckily for Leighton, she's got a chance to be back in the spotlight for something other than her fancy footwork -- her latest track with Cobra Starship, "Good Girls Go Bad," is poised to be one of the hottest songs of the summer. I told you guys about this song back in May, when it had first hit the Internet, and it's starting to get widespread radio play and gain popularity now. I LOVE this track. I just can't get enough of it. The video was just released -- enjoy! />Cobra Starship - New Music - More Music Videos There is a long list of people who ought to be penning thank-you notes to Michael Jackson's estate right now. These people include Senator John Ensign, Governor Mark Sanford, and Leighton Meester. With the media insanity surrounding MJ's death, the cheating scandals of Ensign and Sanford have disappeared from view like a political penis into an intern's hoo-hah, and we've now forgotten entirely about Leighton Meester's little foot-job sex tape. Luckily for Lei...