Oh you guys. It's been a crappy day. It's been a crappy week and a crappy couple of months. But, for a brief shining moment in time, my life is happy. Why, you ask? Because Douche Reinhardt finally got his comeuppance -- he was unceremoniously dumped by the reigning queen of unceremonious dumping, Paris Hilton.
"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please resp...
Hugh Grant was walking down a street in New York City last night and chit-chatting with some TMZ dudes. Someone asked the actor what he's been up to lately and he replied with a laugh, "wanking off on the Internet." It all seemed like a friendly exchange, until he got a bit of advice on the best location to hail a cab.
One of the paps had the unmitigated gall to tell Hugh that he might have better luck finding a taxi if he went in the opposite direction of where he was headed, at whi...
Woah. Lauren Conrad's life just got way too meta for me.
If you hadn't heard by now, Lauren Conrad somehow got a book deal before me. Her debut novel is called L.A. Candy, and it's “the behind-the scenes story of a young girl who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show.” So, ya know, it's the story of Lauren's life on Laguna Beach and The Hills.
Now here's where it gets really weird: Lauren wants to turn the book into a TV show.
"It’s one o...
"The only time it will ever affect you in bed is if you have extremely low blood sugar and you go into insulin shock, at which point you won't be standing up, let alone performing sex. However, I will sometimes hold off on the insulin, which will jack my blood sugar level up to the low 200 range. It's like how a prizefighter will want to go into the ring with his blood sugar levels high. It gives you the stamina of a bull. So, yes, sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman."
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We deeply examine a lot of critical social issues around here such as Prop 8, major elections, and the Duff sisters latest plastic surgery procedures. So, today I'd like to lighten things up a bit.
With that mindset in place, I ask you, what's worse? Kristin Cavallari in this dress, or...
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Lindsay and Sam are so definitely back on! Here are some pics of Linds leaving Sam's house yesterday morning. And she wasn't just leaving, but leaving a half hour after Sam left. Which means she has keys! Eek!
Oh, and can I just remind everyone that this little fashion plate is being considered as a "creative consultant" for Ungaro? Yeah.
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Finally! Miss California USA Carrie Prejean has been axed from her post. Unfortunately, the biblical beauty didn't get fired for making exclusionary comments against the LGBT community. Turns out, she was just rude and lazy.
The official statement that Donald Trump just made, explains that it really had nothing to do with her religious convictions, just her inability to fulfill her duties: "I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contract with the Miss California Organization and I gave her the oppor...
Transformersactor Shia LaBeouf is one troubled dude. He's talked before about his non-conventional upbringing, but now is relating more details of his disturbing childhood.
He explains that his sense of humor comes from an inappropriate childhood of "seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked ... [and] twisted R-rated humor."
And yeah, he may have issues, but apparently he's in good company. "The good actors are all screwed up. They're all in pain. It's a profession...
I'm really not in the mood for this crap today, but I just heard that Arnie is looking to Terminate -- sorry, it's out of my system now -- books from the California school system. Yeah, textbooks are really expensive to buy and California has no money, and yeah, millions of trees would be saved, but it's so hard for me to think of kids doing all their reading online; I don't do well with change. I blame the Kindle for this.
Arnold's reasoning for this change is compassionate. "A world of up-to-date information fits easily into their pockets and on to their computer screens. So why are California's public school student...
No longer just a scary rumor, Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Bassett have confirmed that they are expecting a human being.
Personally, I think their timing is very fortuitous. I mean, how many episodes of Kendra, featuring just Kendra, can people tolerate? She needs a comic foil, and thanks to some determined sperm, will have one in about six months.
Next season on Kendra expect lots of diaper mishaps, puke references, sleepless nights, and day drinking. Welcome to motherhood!...