Quotables June 12, 2009WendieAdam Lambert, Gene Simmons "You just have to realize who the governor is and who the little puppy is. This kid’s great he’s a got a lot of talent. He doesn’t really have a rock’n'roll voice…he should be the singer in Queen or be on Broadway, but mostly he should shut up about his sexual preferences. Me, America and the rest of the world doesn’t really care. I mean if the story becomes 'I prefer farm animals to…', who cares? Be quiet about what you do indoors and go out there and sing." Gene Simmons talk...
Miley Cyrus Has Some Hang-ups June 12, 2009WendieMiley Cyrus When will these interviewers learn that no means no? When most celebrities do press, their publicist provides the media with a list of off-topic subjects. In other words, "If you ask about this subject, we'll never speak to you on a press junket again." It's why I get so annoyed when Jennifer Aniston constantly talks about Brad, yet people portray her as some defenseless animal who can't control what questions are asked of her. Um, actually, yes she can totally draw a line in the sand. So when you read all those, "I still sa...
How Many Nights In Paris Must We Suffer? June 12, 2009WendieNicky Hilton, Paris Hilton This has to be a publicity stunt. For the past few nights since her tragic breakup, Paris Hilton has been seen in various nightclubshanging out with Cristiano Ronoldo -- he's some hot soccer player -- and there have been reports of them heading to Nicky Hilton's home afterwards. She cannot already have a new boyfriend. There must be a 48-hour-waiting period between penises. It's a rule. Here's Paris with her sister, stumbling around outside MyHouse in Los Angeles last night. ...
Love It Or Hate It? June 12, 2009WendieMegan Fox I'm not giving up on this Abolish Shredded Jeans and Legging campaign until they fade quietly into obscurity and rest alongside acid wash anything and shoulder pads. And while we are judging Megan Fox solely on her appearance, what do you think of those boots. Purty, huh?...
Awkward! June 12, 2009WendieChris Brown, Rihanna Oh, man, this couldn't have been comfortable. At Game 4 of the NBA finals in Orlando, both Rihanna and (alleged!) bully abuser Chris Brown (the pic I have posted of him is actually from Tuesday's Game 3, but he was in Orlando at the game last night as well) attended and were seated at opposite ends of the same row. You just know she was thinking, "Thank God I did my hair," because I don't care what anyone says; when you bump into your ex, you have to be looking your best. Think they'...
So Much For That Opposites Attract Theory June 12, 2009WendieMike Tyson As many of you know, Mike Tyson got married last week, just two weeks after losing his four-year-old daughter. Who can judge? If his new wife Lahika Spicer, can help him cope with these dark days, so be it. One thing I do know: these two are kindred spirits, sharing lots of things in common including their matching history of serving time. Spicer spent six months in a federal penitentiary last year for taking $71,000 for a teaching job in Philadelphia that she never actually showed up for. Not good. And, of course, Mike...
Madonna Is A Mother Again! June 12, 2009WendieMadonna It's official! The adoption has gone through and Madonna is in the process of arranging a private jet to bring three-year-old Malawi orphan Mercy to her new home in New York. She will join her new brother David, also a native of Malawi, as well as big brother Rocco and big, bushy-browed sister, Lourdes. Madonna's attorney confirmed it. "It's the early hours in New York now but my client has been awake all night waiting for this. She was ecstatic when I broke the news to her. She sa...
I Knew Mady Would Be The One To Finally Take Down Her Mother June 12, 2009WendieKate Gosselin Isn't Mady the drama queen child on Jon & Kate Plus 8? I don't have any personal experience in dealing with dramatic children, but I imagine that it would be difficult to handle. Even so, I still have a little compassion for bratty children especially when they are dehydrated. I feel so sorry for this kid as she asks her mother for water and Kate drinks water in front of her and then puts the bottle away. No wonder these kids resent the cameras. They're thirsty! Doesn't this clip ...
George Clooney, You Have The Right To Remain Hot June 12, 2009WendieGeorge Clooney Have I mentioned that every time I ship a package to Italy, it doesn't reach its intended recipient? I don't know what it is about corrupt Italian officials, but apparently the inconsistencies extend to their law enforcement as well. George Clooney, who has an amazing villa in northern Italy, was pulled over by cops while riding his motorcycle in Lake Como this week. What was the violation? Not speeding. Not an expired registration. Just general hotness. Click here for pictur...
It’s Friday, I’m In Love June 12, 2009WendieBai Ling, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Matthew McConaughey There is no better way to start a Friday than with a fierce dose of Bai Ling. As she joins the ranks of Jessica Biel and Lindsay Lohan as a member of the "Remind Me Again Why You're Famous" club, let's enjoy the rest of the marginally famous people who attended last night's 37th Annual AFI Lifetime Achievement Awards. A couple observations I'd like to share: 1) The years and white zinfandel have not been kind to Kathleen Turner. 2) The years and pills have not been kind to Melani...
Thank You, John Travolta June 11, 2009Wendiejohn travolta The National Enquirer print edition has released the three-page medical report detailing the events that unfolded the day John Travolta's son Jett passed away. You know, I normally find released documentation of this nature, especially when a child is involved, as beyond exploitative. What I do appreciate, however, is John Travolta's admission that Jett was, in fact, autistic. Without getting all anti-Jenny McCarthy on y'all, this is a cause that is near and dear to my heart. Autism exists. It isn't something to be ashamed of, or to lie about. There are so many therapies and programs available to au...
Pageant Director Sets The Record Straight June 11, 2009WendieCarrie Prejean I know we're all Carrie Prejeaned out; I'm going to try and make this my last piece on the disgraced beauty queen -- well, until she's caught with a high-profile, married politician at Chateau Marmont. Anyway, I love that the Miss California US Pageant Director is on all the talk shows and on the Internet, being totally candid about what a wench Miss California really was. He even released an entire email exchange between the two, which you can read here. And she still thinks she was axed because of the whole gay th...