Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand and on-again off-again boyfriend Romain Chavent sunbathed in Miami this weekend.
Shauna has a textbook case of what I like to call Walleye Tits or Severe Sternum. This occurs when one's implants wander so far off to the side that Sully Sullenburger could crash land U.S. Airways flight 1549 on the space in between your cleavage.
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... and it's not Paris.
This post was originally titled "Cristiano Ronaldo Snogs a Skank in Las Vegas." But the picture is a little grainy, so I can't actually tell if he's kissing this girl, or smelling her breath, or about to punch her in the face.
Could he be cheating on Paris? Is it possible to cheat on something that has had more penises in it than the bathroom at an all-boys preparatory school?
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Actor David Carradine was laid to rest yesterday at the Forrest Lawn Cemetary in L.A. The funeral lasted for more than two hours and was attended by more than 400 mourners, including Lucy Liu, Tom Selleck, Daryl Hannah, and Jane Seymour.
Carradine's brothers Bruce and Keith were also in attendance.
A statement released last week by a private pathologist has ruled out suicide as the cause of death. Thai authorities continue to investigate.
It still makes me sad. Listening to the inte...
I must not be very fashion forward, so I need you to tell me, please: Is that a top?
Lady Lohan partied at the Axe Lounge in Southampton, NY Friday night. Insert obligatory snarky line about drinking and cocaine use here. Lilo had to call in security to stop curious club-goers from repeatedly snapping pictures of her with their cell phones. In their defense, the club's patrons reported that they were just trying to figure out why that skeleton was wearing an old lady's handbag around its ne...
I care about this because I have an embarrassing addiction to The Disney Channel. It's like visual valium to me and a healthy helping of Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, or Wizards of Waverly Place is my equivalent of mainlining wholesome, feelgood, tween happiness. They make me feel calm and happy and like a giant pile of family-friendly mush.
But it's the end of an era, folks. In an interview with Access Hollywood, Billy Ray Cyrus confirmed that Hannah Montana's next season will be its last.
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Being trashy has nothing to do with income level or celebrity status-- it's a state of mind.
Drea de Matteo, whose name you might not really know but whose face you'll recognize as "That chick that kind of looks like Portia de Rossi who was on The Sopranos" got engaged to her baby daddy Shooter Jennings this past Thursday. Shooter-- son of country music legend Waylon Jennings-- proposed to Drea onstage during a concert in Utica, NY and tweeted shortly thereafter "Hands off motherfuckers she said y...
This post is for all of you who've ever uttered that phrase.
Here are some pictures of Gisele Bundchen "eating" at a Five Guys. I don't believe it though. In the one picture that should show her eating, there is a sign conveniently covering the place where the hamburger should be. Even money she's really holding a radish.
The staff of Five Guys reported hearing gagging noises coming from the bathroom after Bundchen entered, but later discovered several issues of People magazine in the stall and...
A few hours after being kicked off of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Daniel Baldwin ranted to reporters about the other stars of the show. I use the terms "celebrity" and "stars" here in the loosest sense possible-- like, Kate Gosselin's hymen level of loose. Surprisingly, the bulk of his rants weren't directed at The Couple Who Must Not Be Named, but at collagen catastrophe Janice Dickinson.
"Janice Dickinson is undereducated and over-medicated," fumed Baldwin. "I struggle with people ...
I finally watched Twilight last week, not because of any personal inclination, but I figured I should do some research. Glittery disco vampires aside, throughout the movie I watched Kristen Stewart and kept thinking, "Holy crap. This girl is the next Lindsay Lohan." It's something about the awkward, stilted acting and her awkward, spacey personality in interviews and at awards shows. This chick is doomed. But at least we can look forward to all of the gossip website fodder she's going to provide...
Contradicting reports that the douche is devastated and begging Paris to take him back, Doug Reinhardt has released a statement that I'm sure is completely true and is in no way a sad attempt to mollify his painfully damaged douche pride.
"Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris
and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck." Guess he doesn't think Ronaldo will be "The One?" And to add to it all, sources close to Doug told us, "Contrary to reports, Pa...
Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand and on-again off-again boyfriend Romain Chavent sunbathed in Miami this weekend.
Shauna has a textbook case of what I like to call Walleye Tits or Severe Sternum. This occurs when one's implants wander so far off to the side that Sully Sullenburger could crash land U.S. Airways flight 1549 on the space in between your cleavage.
[gallery]...
... and it's not Paris.
This post was originally titled "Cristiano Ronaldo Snogs a Skank in Las Vegas." But the picture is a little grainy, so I can't actually tell if he's kissing this girl, or smelling her breath, or about to punch her in the face.
Could he be cheating on Paris? Is it possible to cheat on something that has had more penises in it than the bathroom at an all-boys preparatory school?
[gallery]...
Actor David Carradine was laid to rest yesterday at the Forrest Lawn Cemetary in L.A. The funeral lasted for more than two hours and was attended by more than 400 mourners, including Lucy Liu, Tom Selleck, Daryl Hannah, and Jane Seymour.
Carradine's brothers Bruce and Keith were also in attendance.
A statement released last week by a private pathologist has ruled out suicide as the cause of death. Thai authorities continue to investigate.
It still makes me sad. Listening to the inte...
I must not be very fashion forward, so I need you to tell me, please: Is that a top?
Lady Lohan partied at the Axe Lounge in Southampton, NY Friday night. Insert obligatory snarky line about drinking and cocaine use here. Lilo had to call in security to stop curious club-goers from repeatedly snapping pictures of her with their cell phones. In their defense, the club's patrons reported that they were just trying to figure out why that skeleton was wearing an old lady's handbag around its ne...
I care about this because I have an embarrassing addiction to The Disney Channel. It's like visual valium to me and a healthy helping of Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, or Wizards of Waverly Place is my equivalent of mainlining wholesome, feelgood, tween happiness. They make me feel calm and happy and like a giant pile of family-friendly mush.
But it's the end of an era, folks. In an interview with Access Hollywood, Billy Ray Cyrus confirmed that Hannah Montana's next season will be its last.
“...
Being trashy has nothing to do with income level or celebrity status-- it's a state of mind.
Drea de Matteo, whose name you might not really know but whose face you'll recognize as "That chick that kind of looks like Portia de Rossi who was on The Sopranos" got engaged to her baby daddy Shooter Jennings this past Thursday. Shooter-- son of country music legend Waylon Jennings-- proposed to Drea onstage during a concert in Utica, NY and tweeted shortly thereafter "Hands off motherfuckers she said y...
This post is for all of you who've ever uttered that phrase.
Here are some pictures of Gisele Bundchen "eating" at a Five Guys. I don't believe it though. In the one picture that should show her eating, there is a sign conveniently covering the place where the hamburger should be. Even money she's really holding a radish.
The staff of Five Guys reported hearing gagging noises coming from the bathroom after Bundchen entered, but later discovered several issues of People magazine in the stall and...
A few hours after being kicked off of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Daniel Baldwin ranted to reporters about the other stars of the show. I use the terms "celebrity" and "stars" here in the loosest sense possible-- like, Kate Gosselin's hymen level of loose. Surprisingly, the bulk of his rants weren't directed at The Couple Who Must Not Be Named, but at collagen catastrophe Janice Dickinson.
"Janice Dickinson is undereducated and over-medicated," fumed Baldwin. "I struggle with people ...
I finally watched Twilight last week, not because of any personal inclination, but I figured I should do some research. Glittery disco vampires aside, throughout the movie I watched Kristen Stewart and kept thinking, "Holy crap. This girl is the next Lindsay Lohan." It's something about the awkward, stilted acting and her awkward, spacey personality in interviews and at awards shows. This chick is doomed. But at least we can look forward to all of the gossip website fodder she's going to provide...
Contradicting reports that the douche is devastated and begging Paris to take him back, Doug Reinhardt has released a statement that I'm sure is completely true and is in no way a sad attempt to mollify his painfully damaged douche pride.
"Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris
and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck." Guess he doesn't think Ronaldo will be "The One?" And to add to it all, sources close to Doug told us, "Contrary to reports, Pa...