SJP’s Twins Are Really That Fascinating? June 17, 2009WendieSarah Jessica Parker My reaction could only be defined as "incredulous" when I read about the harassment and threats that the surrogate carrying Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's last ditch effort to save their marriage twins was experiencing. I mean, this isn't Brangelina -- it's SJP. Is there really that much interest in where her fetuses are being stored? Apparently so. Two police officials that work in the town that the surrogate resides, are under investigation for masterminding a break-i...
I Wonder If Sean Penn’s “Rest” Is Related To His Habit Of Filing For Divorce June 17, 2009WendieSean Penn Sean Penn seems to have taken a temporary break from racing to the L.A. County courthouse to file for divorce from his wife Robin Wright every eight weeks. You'd think he'd take advantage of this extra time that has now presented itself in his schedule, and focus on making movies, but he's actually taking a year off. In a move that has some in the industry left holding the bag -- Penn was slated to appear in Cartel and The Three Stooges but has backed out of both projects --  Sean has indicated a need to spend time with family as his reason for the sabbatical. ...
It’s Official! America No Longer Cares About The Gosselins June 17, 2009WendieJon and Kate Plus Eight, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin Prayers are answered! I think I can officially stop talking about the controlling clown car uterus and her passive-agressive lap dog -- you know -- The Gosselins. When the Jon & Kate Plus 8 season 5 premiere aired, it brought in 9.8 viewers. Sure, there was a curiousity factor in the first week which definitely helped them get to that number. However, the numbers have dropped way off. June 8th's episode brought in 4.3 million, and this week's just 2.9. America's over it.Â...
Victoria Beckham Downsizes June 17, 2009WendieVictoria Beckham I've heard rumblings that Busty Spice had her implants replaced to a more frame-appropriate size 34B, and now that Daily Mail is reporting it, it must be true. This morning, I've spent more time than any heterosexual woman ever should inspecting countless pictures of Victoria Beckham's rack. The conclusion of my investigation? I don't know. They look pretty big both before the month of May and after. The only observation that leads me to believe that there could be truth to DM's story is that, in more recent pictures she's hiding behind bags and children and...
Someone’s Been Spending a Little Too Much Time at The Crafts Service Table June 17, 2009WendieJennifer Lopez Here's some pictures of Jennifer Lopez filming on the set of her new movie, The Backup Plan. She's really filled out lately, huh? An Ab Roller could help her. [gallery]...
Look Who’s Drunk Tweeting This Morning! June 17, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan, Uncategorized When will Lindsay learn that Twining -- you know, doing lines whilst Tweeting -- is just a bad idea? This morning, in a message clearly directed towards Samantha Ronson, she has basically confirmed to the Twitterverse that SR has a little problem keeping it in her pants. Lindsay, I'm begging you: Put down the MacBook Pro, put down the rolled up twenty, get yourself checked in somewhere. And by "somewhere" I don't mean a hotel you can live in for the next year. I mean "rehab."...
ZOMG You Guys Kate Gosselin Spanked Leah! June 16, 2009Evil BeetKate Gosselin, Leah Gosselin GASP! Paparazzi captured some footage of Kate Gosselin spanking daughter Leah. It hit the Internet tonight. This should give the Gosselin's some of that publicity they've been so sorely lacking. I know I should be outraged or something, but at this point I'm just so over being mean to Kate Gosselin. The story's been overplayed, like that Flo Rida track about a girl going down. (Is anyone else so over that song?) I'm just ready for the media hype to die down and for these kids to get a lit...
Taylor Swift Is Still the Best at Everything June 16, 2009Evil BeetTaylor Swift The fabulous Miz Taylor kicked ass at the CMT awards tonight, taking home the fan-voted awards for Best Video and Best Female Video for "Love Story." "This is for everybody who still believes in love stories, because I do," she said in accepting her first award. Awww, Taylor! Damn straight, girl! What are those silly Jonas brothers up to these days again? That's right -- nothing as cool as what you're accomplishing. There's a bunch of pics in the gallery of arrivals at the CMTs. Ple...
Your Daily Lohan June 16, 2009Evil BeetCody Lohan, Lindsay Lohan La Lohan's in New York spending time with her family, and the whole crew headed into Manhattan to do some shopping for little Cody's birthday. He's the one wearing the sweatshirt that says "Lohan." I assume it's a team sweatershirt made for some sport that he plays, because otherwise it's just a big ol' paparazzi-attracting sign. Lindsay Twittered this adorable shot of Cody sleeping in the car as the fam drove into the city. Oh, and she also thanked Elle magazine for their statement ab...
Mia Farrow’s Brother Dies Suspiciously June 16, 2009Evil BeetMia Farrow, Patrick Farrow Condolences to Mia Farrow, whose brother, sculptor Patrick Farrow, was found dead on Monday night on the premises of the gallery and studio space he owned with his wife in Castleton, Vermont. Patrick's death is being called "suspicious" and police are investigating, although no further details were released. Police also did not release the name of the caller who reported his body found at 11:30 pm on Monday. ...
I Am Going to See Bruno the Night It Opens June 16, 2009Evil Beetbruno, Sacha Baron Cohen I just think it looks hilarious. This movie is going to promote itself just fine via word-of-mouth, but Sacha Baron Cohen isn't taking any chances. Bruno opens July 10, and he's going to spend every last minute up until then promoting the hell out of this thing -- like with this brilliant GQ photo shoot. I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud at a photo shoot. Oh, wait, yes I can: It was when Lindsay Lohan did the Fornarina shoot. [gallery]...
Michelle Pfeiffer Is 51. Really. June 16, 2009WendieMichelle Pfeiffer Ugh. I want to be catty and scream "Photoshop!" and "Surgery!" but I don't know. Michelle Pfeiffer is looking pretty damn amazing on August's cover of InStyle magazine. I guess if there's any solace, Michelle admits that her physique doesn't come naturally. "I have to work at it...There are women who just genetically have beautiful bodies—it seems to us they don’t have to work out. I personally have to work at it. I’m doing all the right things. I do cardio and strength traini...