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David Archuleta’s Stage Dad Busted For Solicitation

56249479davidarchuleta618200971112am1 Jeffrey Archuleta, the overzealous father of American Idol runner-up David Archuleta, was arrested back in January for solicitation of a prostitute.  This story took awhile to become public, but as we've learned, this stuff always surfaces.  Thank you, Internet.  Midvale, Utah police arrested Archuleta at a Reiki massage parlor and claim that he "received sexual gratification at the hands of the masseuse."  They actually walked in on him, uh, receiving services. David's father pled no co...

Lindsay Lohan Is Lying

90616w9_lohan_b-gr_04 What's new? After drunk-tweeting a bunch of tragic nonsense late last night, Lindsay Lohan is blaming the incident on hackers. "Stop trying to get onto my twitter page whoever you are! Its become extremely creepy!!!" she said in a tweet. "Just trying to clear the air! And I'm tired of changing my password every other day!" Ummmm, Lindsay, let me be the first to do what no other media outlet seems to have the balls to do: Call outright bullshit on this. Hackers don't go into a Twitter account...

Is She Going to Have to Return the Restaurant?

57359232 News hit the web yesterday that Billy Joel had bought a restaurant in Sag Harbor for his much-younger wife, ousted Top Chef host Katie Lee Joel. But either that story was false or that restaurant's gonna have to be returned with a receipt, because today we learn that Billy and Katie are over. "After nearly five years of marriage, Billy and Katie have decided to separate," reps for the pair said in a joint statement. "This decision is the result of much thought and consideration. Billy and Katie remain car...

Watergate: The Actual Interview

I'm sure you all caught last week's video of Kate Gosselin denying water to Mady before a live, televised interview. But did you see the incredibly awkward interview that followed? The one where Kate practically bitch-slaps Alexis, who is busy murdering Joel (or is that Colin?), and then Mady says she likes her dad better than her mom and then announces that she hates the sextuplets? And the interviewer has absolutely no idea what to do with the whole mess, despite being a mother herself? No. Well, it's above. Why anyone would choose to put all these eight children in a live interview situation is a total mystery to me. Thanks Tako! /> I'm sure you all caught last week's video of Kate Gosselin denying water to Mady before a live, televised interview. But did you see the incredibly awkward interview that followed? The one where Kate practically bitch-slaps Alexis, who is busy murdering Joel (or is that Colin?), and then Mady says she likes her dad better than her mom and then announces that she hates the sextuplets? And the interviewer has absolutely no idea what to do with the whole mess, despite being a mother herself? No. Well, it's above. Why anyone would choose to put all these eight children in...

Celebs Step Up to Help Africa!

Actor Don Cheadle at the premiere of  "The Assassination of Jess Not everyone can pull a Madonna or Angelina and just adopt half the continent, but a bunch of celebs are "chipping" in to help the people of Darfur at the World Series of Poker this year. (Did you see what I did there with the "chip" thing? Wasn't that funny? I'm pleased with it.) On July 2, Don Cheadle -- who starred in 2004's Hotel Rwanda -- is once again hosting the third annual Ante Up for Africa No Limit Texas Hold-Em Tournament in association with the World Series of Poker. Proceeds from th...

Quotables

56551214cher617200942030pm "Chaz is embarking on a difficult journey, but one that I will support. I respect the courage it takes to go through this transition in the glare of public scrutiny, and although I may not understand, I will strive to be understanding. The one thing that will never change is my abiding love for my child." Cher, in a People interview where she voices support for her child Chaz (Chastity) as he goes through the journey of gender reassignment.  I'm especially impressed by Cher's ability to...

Free Marrow Donor Registration at Marrow.org

Thanks to an eagle-eyed reader for letting me know about this! In April, I wrote about Ed Burns' support for the bone marrow donor registration. I'd registered to join the donor list and was waiting for my kit in the mail. At the time, it cost $52 to get the kit, but I figured it was a small price to pay for something so important. I got the kit in the mail a few days later. It was super easy -- you just swap the inside of your mouth with some Q-tips and send it back. The whole thing took about five minutes. And now through June 22, registration is FREE on Marrow.org. That's right -- the kit costs you nothing. You just have to ask for it. So get your butts over to that site and get registered! It's a simple -- and cost-free -- thing you can do today to potentially save a life. />Thanks to an eagle-eyed reader for letting me know about this! In April, I wrote about Ed Burns' support for the bone marrow donor registration. I'd registered to join the donor list and was waiting for my kit in the mail. At the time, it cost $52 to get the kit, but I figured it was a small price to pay for something so important. I got the kit in the mail a few days later. It was super easy -- you just swap the inside of your mouth with some Q-tips and send it back. The whole thing took abo...

Brooke Hogan’s Boyfriend Gives Her Sex as a Gift For Her Birthday. And She’s Okay With That.

Hey, guys.  I have to make this quick.  I started playing this recording of the fantastic song that Brooke Hogan lent her, uh, vocals to on her rapper-boyfriend Jeremih's song "Birthday Sex" and now every dog that resides in a two-mile radius is howling on my front porch.  I've got a situation on my hands.  While I deal with animal control, I ask you this:  Which is worse?  "Birthday Sex" or "Sneakernight?"...

God Loves Me. Not One, But Two Mischa Trailers

  Best.  Day.  Ever. I happily present to you, the trailers for The Homecoming and The Beautiful Life, both starring Mischa Barton.  It's a banquet of Barton, a tankquet. If you've had children or have any bladder control issues, I strongly suggest that you hit up the Poise pads -- also helpful for wiping tears away -- before you watch these clips because you are going to laugh hard when you see how absolutely craptastic they both look.  As my daughter would say, "Pure crapness."      Incidentally, someone asked me about The Homecoming possibly having potential since it i...

Mia Farrow’s Brother Committed Suicide

According to an exclusive source, the death of Patrick Farrow, brother of Mia has been ruled a suicide.  In addition, the AP has confirmed this fact. The autopsy report shows that Farrow passed away due to a single gunshot wound to the head. Our thoughts and prayers are with the Farrow family at this time. />According to an exclusive source, the death of Patrick Farrow, brother of Mia has been ruled a suicide.  In addition, the AP has confirmed this fact. The autopsy report shows that Farrow passed away due to a single gunshot wound to the head. Our thoughts and prayers are with the Farrow family at this time....
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