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Britney Spears Is or Is Not Engaged

Britney Spears and Boyfriend Agent Jason Trawick Pictures Photos Three days ago, Star Magazine released an article claiming that Britney Spears became engaged to her agent, Jason Trawick, last month while the two vacationed in the Bahamas together. "He didn't exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate,” says an insider. “Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted...

Steve Jobs Gets Liver Transplant

steve-jobs-weight-loss-hormone-imbalance Jobs has been dealing with an "undisclosed medical condition" and has been on leave from Apple since January. Speculation about the return of the pancreatic cancer with which he was diagnosed in 2004 has been causing the price of Apple stock to have more ups and downs than Lindsay Lohan on a cocaine and Xanex binge. Since many see Jobs' return to the helm of Apple twelve years ago, and the subsequent release of a little product called the iPod, as the sole reason for the company's current ...

When You Are Famous, Ordering Out Isn’t Just for Pizza and Chinese Food

David Banda, Madonna Chifundo "Mercy" James was flown out of Malawi via private jet on Friday and was expected to meet Madonna in London on Saturday morning. Although Madge wasn't actually present to pick the kid up, Mercy was accompanied by a nanny, a baby nurse and another children's aide. I almost adopted a kitten today. I agonized over it for about an hour, then finally my good sense got the better of me and I decided it wouldn't be fair to the kitten to take sole responsibility for its tiny life when I am so...

Miley Cyrus is Tired and in Need of Dental Floss

Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus was looking less than excited while filming on location for The Last Song in Tybee Island, Georgia. A brief smile errupts after she's introduced to some shirtless, evil looking douche with a frat strap, but the rest of the time Miley looks really tired. And miserable. And like she's got some chicken stuck in her teeth, y'all. She gouges at her gums in more than a few shots and doesn't even remove her chicken pickin' finger from her mouth when she shakes the guy's hand. [gallery...

Jennifer Aniston: Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper

Jennifer Aniston at the 2009 Crystal Lucy Awards It must be difficult for Jennifer Aniston to eat out, considering that she hast to be in a relationship with someone in order to eat dinner with them. Late Friday night, Jen was spotted having a late dinner with The Hangover start Bradley Cooper. According to the manager, the two were "very nice and chatty." Given that they also went to a party together in May, gossip bloggers consider this irrefutable evidence that the two are now engaged and she is pregnant with his love spawn. I'm not going to hand Beet the tissue box and Jennifer Aniston-shaped voodoo doll just yet because according to the manager, the two didn't drink any alcohol during...

Paris Hilton’s Family Hated Doug as Much as I Did

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt at Premiere of Rex Pictures Photos Priceless little quotes coming out of the AEG party at Club Nokia last night. From Paris's mother, Kathy Hilton: "I think Paris needs to be with someone who is a bit more mature, older and has their own thing." And from her aunt, Kyle Richards, who's definitely more of a famewhore than Kathy: "The stories out there about our family not approving of their relationship are completely true. Doug was riding Paris' coattails. The break-up affected me in a good way. It's definitely time for Paris to move on." Oooh, I love it! I'm actually cackling to myself. I am rejoicing in Douche's pain! Seriously I have had the worst PMS all day and I'v...

The Leighton Meester Sex Tape Has Arrived

leighton_meester And it involves a footjob, apparently. A video of Leighton Meester having sex with a boyfriend, made years ago, is available on celebhotline.com, where you can also check out screen captures of the film (NSFW, natch). The site offers a free trial 7-day membership, and then it costs $39.95/month. What do you think, guys? Should I sign up to check out the tape? I've never actually seen a footjob. Oh, and I don't feel like I should have to say this yet again, but, seriously, people, don't make a se...

Quotables

57699147kevinsmith619200993931am “Jennifer does not share the same sense of humor as me — she did not like my jokes.  I was picking on [Jen’s husband] Ben Affleck and making fun of him because I’ve known him for a really long time — I was talking smack — and Jennifer goes, ‘You know, if you keep saying stuff about him, I’m going to kick your a—.’ And she could — I’ve seen ‘Alias.’ She has a real girly sense of humor and didn’t understand that I was kidding.  I remember talking to Ben and being li...

The Agonizing Pain Continues On Grey’s Anatomy

55507725katherineheigl619200985204am Bad news, guys.  I don't think Izzie is dead.  A source close to negotiations of the Grey's Anatomy cast confirms that T.R. Knight is definitely a goner, but Katherine Heigl got a bunch of money thrown at her to stay.  Want to take a collection so we can throw a bunch of money at her to leave?  I think I watched one season of Grey's and couldn't tolerate any more.  If I remember correctly, Izzie was performing all sorts of unorthodox and life-saving procedures on Denny -- the dead dude ...

Wait! The Hills is Staged?

Lauren Conrad was on The View yesterday to talk about L.A. Candy, the book she wrote.  Or as Beet likes to say, the book she "wrote."  Either way, in a manner that was so inappropriately solemn and grave, Lauren admitted (at about 0:47 on the clip) that The Hills is totally faked.  I just wanted to scream, "Lauren!  It's not like you're confessing that you figured out how to split the atom.  You didn't unearth the mystery of the pyramids.  This is The Hills we're talking about!"...

Dina Lohan: Give Lindsay Privacy. Lindsay Lohan: Shut Up, Mom!

55704269dinalohan619200981702am Dina Lohan has once again headed to the interview circuit to plea for her daughter's privacy.  Because there's really no better way to ensure anonymity than to be contacting all major media outlets. Dina speaks of her daughter's apparent inability to keep from being hacked.  "Last month her personal cell was posted online and now her phone messages have been hacked.  This must stop. She is a 22-year-old girl who needs to live her life in peace. The tabloids need to leave her alone with all the lies and reporting with no proof."  Yes, Dina, the tabloid...

Jon Gosselin’s Apartment Hunting Trumps Impending Divorce Announcement

90615w9_gosselin_b-gr_01evilbeetgossip As Beet told you yesterday, the Gosselins have an important announcement to make.  It's a forgone conclusion that they're announcing their divorce despite the fact that Jon still wears his wedding band while sparking up his mysterious looking cigarettes.  God, they are really keeping this sham going right until the bitter end.  Oh, and I'm warning everyone right now, if their "important announcement" is that they've decided to separate, you can't even prepare yourself for the fit I'm going to pit...
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