It’s really difficult to write about celebrities every day. It may look easy, but there are only so many ways you can communicate that Michael Jackson is dead or that Chris Brown punched Rihanna or that the Gosselins hate each other. How many variations can there really be on “Lindsay is high” or “Sam Ronson is ugly”? Or “Mischa is high and ugly”?
Everyone once in a while the pictures do the storytelling for me — today is one of those days — and I cannot tell you how wonderful it is to have the brief reprieve. In case you aren’t getting the story, I’ll give you the briefest of summary:
Once upon a time there was a talentless starlet who had nothing more to do with her time than show up at Harrod’s. She posed with dogs, couldn’t stand up straight, completely overdid her eye makeup and completely underestimated the importance of a bra. The end.
With great joy and without further ado, I present ye with snapshots of Mischa Barton appearing at the Harrod’s Summer Sale opening.
her career may not be amazing right now, but i honestly don’t see what’s so bad about this girl. plus, i’ve been told she resembles both my sister and myself, which i guess would make us ugly? anyways, all the unnecessary meanness towards her is just kind of making you seem like a bitch.
You’re right.
You are her only fan.
Congrats.
Only fan plus me.
:) out and proud to love love love MB.
YOU forgot her lazy ass cellulite and freaky hung dealer/Boyfriend Cisco!
Honey, cellulite is hereditary. My 3 year old baby cousin has cellulite. It’s not something she has any control over. Even if she weighed 65 pounds she’d still have some.
Thanks Wendie for starting my morning by throwing up my yogurt. I hope you suffered just as much.
wow, she really looks bad here.
she has looked better right? ;)
what fascinates me is how no matter the degree of highness, she still manages to look smug. about what, i know not.
As the proud owner of two dachshunds, I am alarmed!!
Sephora.com has make up tutorials. She should go watch one about the proper application of eyeliner.
And get herself some wrinkle cream while she’s there…
I don’t understand what the big fascination is with this girl. Who can stand to look at that face, much less pay her for it? With our current economy being shit – why do we care about this person?
What excactly does she contribute to anything?
Just like that Pheobe Price chick – what the hell does she do that people want to take her picture? How does she even make any money to buy those hideous outfits she wears out on Robertson Blvd? I just don’t get it.
Yes, I’m sure I am going to hell for saying this – but it had to be said.
Kind of OT, but I think Samantha Ronson is cute.
Rick James said “Cocaine is a hell of a drug”.
Ugly?
Maybe her acting ability is questionable, but I’ll say she is far from ugly.
Perhaps the person who wrote this post. In that case the word is:mean
Mischa make my dick hard, atrocious meh.. stop smoking crack Wendie.
Huh. I never realized before how much she looks like Ozzy Osbourne…
Forget her! I LOVE dachshunds! I haved owned 3 over the years and they are the cutest, sweetest most lovable dogs ever. My little one is curled up next to me now.
There are far worse people. /shrug I still like her. She does need to check herself before leaving the house/hotel/whatever, but I don’t have a problem with her, really. She’s still cute.