Lilo was in Las Vegas yesterday at a pool party to launch her tanning line Sevin Nyne. Hasn’t this crap been launched like, 5 times already? I’m not sure what the company is thinking, but the more times Lindsay shows up somewhere looking like this, that’s one less bottle of product they’re going to sell.
Even though her birthday isn’t until July 2nd, the shindig also morphed into a kind of birthday celebration for the Lo-ho– complete with disgruntled-looking chefs holding a giant cake and beeotches laughing at her behind her back while she stood by the pool and made her drunk face pose for the photogs.
Maybe it’s those girls in the pool laughing at her, but somehow I’m genuinely starting to feel bad for this train wreck.
UPDATE: Thanks to a heads up from Wendie, we can now also be exposed to these snapshots that Lindsay uploaded to her Twitter account.
This is a variation of the Lindsay Lohan drunkface pose I like to call “Super Drunkface Scowl on a Bed.”
And…. her semi-sort-of-not-really tribute to Michael Jackson:
I think those girls are laughing at those ridiculous toe-less ankle boots.
At least she has enough decency to cover up her ribs.
Lol, she looks completely ridiculous. Reminds me of a 40 year old mother of three that is divorced and is still dressing like she is 20.
You nailed it. That’s exactly what she looks like.
She’s starting to look older than Ali now.
Freckled red heads should not be orange.
It clashes.
what’s up with her wack lip liner?
Shit. I named my cat Lilo and didn’t realise the connection. Shit, shit, shit.
Just go with Lilo and Stitch like the Disney movie, much less embarrassing ;)
I like how her birthday cake has her last name on it (looks like a piece of paper stuck on the cake) and the party sponsor name. Poor Linds, just maybe this will be year she pulls it together.
WTF is up with her eyes? She looks like a demented Little Mermaid
Colored contacts I think? Aren’t her eyes naturally green?
First thing I thought when I saw the pics.
I think the media needs to boycott her. Seriously. For her own good. No more drunky pics. Maybe she’ll get the hint. Well, at least Dina will when she notices the decline in money she takes from her. One can hope.
She is lookin skank. The only thing she still got is those hot feet of hers.
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She looks good enough to eat. I would personally kiss every one of those little freckles on her upper thighs.
Awww. That’s sweet. I guess.
Thank-You! I think she is gorgeous. She just needs guidance and a few sandwiches.
Could chop her up and stir fry her with some veggies…mmm…
She just looks so ridiculous.
can u say cokebloat?
You mean her tummy? i was wondering about that too. I thought it was all the energy drinks…
I don’t know why everyone is being so ridiculous about her. For the first time in awhile, she actually looks happy and healthy.
If people don’t like her, then maybe they should stop reading and commenting on stories about her!
I’m with you Gillian. I reckon she looks good. Let’s hear it for freckles!
The ONLY thing nice I can say about this hot fuckin mess is that her blue gauze?? shirt is pretty dope. If I had the body of a coked-out whore, I might wear that too.
I don’t know what’s freakier, the glowing orange grinning death’s head or the upper thigh freckles.
She’s gone from ridiculous to simply tacky and clueless. She just continues to embarrass herself.
She looks a mess.
She looks like a zombie with kwashiorkor.
Haha, that is so awesome.
I have her and Amy Winehouse on my death pool. Just sayin’. It will be interesting to see if she really pulls off another dreadful movie part. When you look at the actresses in the Mean Girls and how well they are doing, and you look at her… she’s going backwards not forward. She really did blow it, but I’m not holding my breath that she gets another shot at a movie. But the other girls are doing so well, and really standout performers, she fooled everyone who called her as the next big star. Not even close.
Hideous Parasite blue contacts..?