SJP and Matthew Broderick are the proud parents of twin girls born this morning via surrogate. No word yet on names for the babes, but since they named their first child James, I think we can safely assume that these two won’t be called Armchair and Ottoman or anything of that genre.
I’m sure the celebs are thrilled and relieved to have their healthy babies, but I bet that surrogate is the most overjoyed to have these high-profile celebuspawns out of her uterus. Between the threats and the break-ins, this lady sounds like she could use some normalcy in her life.
I’ll update here when the names are released later today.
UPDATE: According to People, “Born at 3:58 p.m., Marion Loretta Elwell weighed 5 lbs., 11 oz, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 lbs. ‘Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side.'”
I cannot wrap my head around what she is wearing in this picture.
What I have never been able to understand… how did she loose her looks?
Seriously.
She was so cute… in that girl next door way… in the beginning of SATC she still had those looks… and by the last couple of years she looked like this girl in the picture above.
Just haggard. And she isn’t even 45.
Does she smoke that much? I would have never guessed she would have aged this badly.
And she seems like a decent girl… hard worker… never seen her do a bad interview. But she has aged 10+ years in the last 5.
This whole thing is worrisome.
First there’s the fertility problems that are being remedied by a very high tech, risky “solution”.
Then there’s the “let’s have more kids to keep us together after Matthew’s very public affair” problem.
And then there’s the inconceivable (sorry about the pun) violation of two police officers (chiefs?) trying to hack into the surrogate’s phone, etc. to sell information to tabloids!
This adds up to a lot of unhappiness and strain added to Sarah and Matthew’s unsteady marriage. So she will be totally preoccupied with the babies and lawsuit and what will he be doing to assuage his manly ego in the meantime?
Hanging around changing diapers and talking to lawyers? Or out reassuring himself with other women that he’s an attractive man who can have the illusion of bachelorhood for a few hours a week, away from a wife who is busier and richer than he is.
I’m worried.
bitch please!
WTF is up with those names? I love how hipsters kill themselves to just be so unique. It’s all so contrived. Just like their outfits in that picture.
And yeah, SJP looks way haggard now. It’s not even cute anymore.
‘Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side.’
They say that like it makes it acceptable. And ‘Elwell’ just makes me think of that white trash family in To Kill A Mockingbird.
At least the first names are normal. Well, dated, but normal.
Then again, I’m guessing they’re celebrity whackjobs like everyone else, so they’ll probably call the girls Hodge and Elwell.
Hmm old-fashioned first names, but normal at least.
WOW those names are so….1909.
What lovely names!