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This Little Piggy Said “Wee Wee Wee”

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Pictures from today’s Bruno photocall in front of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, Germany.

What scares me more than Sacha’s thong is the fact that the other two models don’t have one on.

As a side note, posing as a pig with a knit penis is pretty much the only time it’s acceptable to wear pink Ugg boots.


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  • I don’t think they are pigs. I think they are showing skin colour.. and going agaisnt stereotyped penis size (the African American has a tiny one.. the Asian has the hugest.)…. or am I just reading into this too much?

    • no, i completely agree with you, i don’t see the pig thing at all. i do see the stereotype thing, and i also see a chick with knit boobs and a knit penis.

      • I also thought this and saw the girl with the extra bits! haha

        Also, are the black strips and such supposed to be their pubes? If so, does that mean Bruno/Sascha gets a landing strip waxed?

    • Of course you’re right. Dunno where pigs are meant to come from – it’s like saying that everyone wearing yellow is dressing up like a banana.

      • Agreed; how does this have anything to do with pigs? He has nipples on his chest and a frigging belly button.

  • I’m entering my opinion in saying that Uggs are never acceptable, regardless of the situation, humour factor or colour.

    Itc above me has a good point.

  • HA! The Asian dude has the biggest schlong and the black dude has a little Asian dingy. Great art direction here!

      • Yeah I haven’t found any of his crazy photo shoots/appearances to be funny at all. It’s just annoying. I don’t really get it…

      • Im totally not above dirty jokes or nude guys or anything but i just dont understand whats funny about this. Like seriously could you pleaseee explain what is funny? I mean yea they are in naked suits..that just doesnt make me laugh at all. Im so confused.

  • I don’t think Kelly is calling the costumes pigs. I think the “wee wee wee” is in reference to the genitalia. (I tried using the “p” word the first time i sent my comment but it was too spammy, “p’s” are spammy)

    • “As a side note, posing as a pig with a knit penis is pretty much the only time it’s acceptable to wear pink Ugg boots.”

      i tried to use the p word a few times and it said i was being spammy too. that’s probably more often than not a good thing.

  • Can you believe this grown man is walking round acting and wearing that shit someone shoot this fag