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Look Out Ladies: Jennifer “Can’t Find Love” Hewitt Is Writing a Book About Dating

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J-Love may have wormed her slimy little way into Wendie’s heart, but I continue to carry my distaste for her. And I am EXTREMELY SCARED for women everywhere now that I hear she’s writing a book about dating.

With plenty of dating experience under her belt, Jennifer Love Hewitt has decided to write a book, titled The Day I Shot Cupid, addressing romantic relationships that will include everything from tips on text-flirting and how to start over after a breakup.

“I thought it was time to share the real story of what I’ve learned navigating the dating waters.” Hewitt says in a statement from Voice publishers. “Hopefully, in addition to having a good laugh, women reading this will learn from some of my hard lessons.”

Um, I will be interested in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s book when she calls it The Day I Got Engaged to a Man and Then Actually Married Him. Because, look, I’ve been on a lot of dead-end dates, too. I’ve dated a lot of men and then realized that it wasn’t going to work out in the long run. But I never got engaged to the dudes. And it’s a mistake that everyone is entitled to make once, but how many damn times have you been engaged now, Love? And then broke it off? I will take dating advice from you the same day I take fashion tips from Chloe Sevigny.

The book — if you dare to read it — will come out in March 2010.

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  • Her book is no more dangerous then you wishing harm upon children (dakota) and reporting every bit of false information you cant steal from other websites while having Wendie (who is not a journalist) claim to be a member of the media.

    I wish you would go back to job hunting in finance because you just suck at this.

    • I get you are entitled to your opinion or what ever. And I don’t mean this sarcastically, I’m being serious, why do you come here & read this if you hate it so much? Because there are a couple of sites that I used to read but don’t any longer because I stopped liking the writing & info they had. So instead of bitching, I stopped reading them. So, why don’t you just not read Beet anymore?

  • Haha! I read about this yesterday and couldn’t wait to see what your reaction to this bullshit would be.
    I think, as a general rule, you should wait to give advice until you’ve been successful at something.

  • Wait, I thought Jennifer Love Hewitt was only engaged once, to “Scottish actor” Ross McCall? I don’t think she was engaged to Carson Daly (or John Mayer or Enrique Iglesias, for that matter).

  • “I will take dating advice from you the same day I take fashion tips from Chloe Sevigny.”

    HAHAHAHA. I LOVED THAT.

  • You wrote: And it’s a mistake that everyone is entitled to make once, but how many damn times have you been engaged now, Love? And then broke it off?

    Well, since it’s only been ONCE that she was engaged and broke it off, aren’t you saying she’s entitled to that one mistake and you’re ranting about her for no reason other than you’ve convinced yourself made up crap = truth, etc?

  • hey jennifer i might just be your superman come check me out on facebook or yahoo. i think you might like what you see dont be scared