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God Loves Me. Not One, But Two Mischa Trailers


 

Best.  Day.  Ever.

I happily present to you, the trailers for The Homecoming and The Beautiful Life, both starring Mischa Barton.  It’s a banquet of Barton, a tankquet.

If you’ve had children or have any bladder control issues, I strongly suggest that you hit up the Poise pads — also helpful for wiping tears away — before you watch these clips because you are going to laugh hard when you see how absolutely craptastic they both look.  As my daughter would say, “Pure crapness.”     

Incidentally, someone asked me about The Homecoming possibly having potential since it is directed by Morgan Freeman.  Sadly, his admirable reputation and body of work is completely negated by the presence of Mischa Barton.  She.  Kills.  All.OMG, the scene in The Beautiful Life  where Zac Posen picks Mischa to be the runway model.  Holy smokes, it’s funnier than watching YouTube videos of people tripping.

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  • It’s not Morgan Freeman the actor, it’s some other guy (thus the J.)

    Thank goodness, because I love the actor!

  • I think Mischa is the “out” model, and the other girl, Sara Paxton (who looks a LOT like Mischa), is the new “it” girl.

  • why post this loserville stuff?

    Isn’t there any better gossip or blind items out there?

    Mischa peeked years ago.

  • Haaaahahahaha there were so many LOL worthy moments in the second one. It’s chock full of child actors that are now “grown up.”

    wow. just…….. wow.

  • Wow. Just wow – I used to think that evilbeet was a bit harsh on ol’ Mischa, but having seen these trailers my mind is completely changed!

  • Are you making fun of her or her projects?
    Actually, The Beautiful Life is getting raves from most people who have seen it. I don’t know about ms. Barton herself, though. I think is a bit unfair to mock something after only seen the trailer.