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Kendra Wilkinson Is A Huge Cow!

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I’m not kidding you, folks!  This is Kendra Wilkinson’s picture that she has on her blog under a post titled, “Introducing my baby bump.” 

now that my news is out in the open, im so excited to introduce to u hanks and my little bundle of joy!!!!  i took this pic during a photo shoot in europe to send to hank since he missed me and my growing belly so much!  lololol.

now that my pregnancy isnt a secret anymore i can keep u guys updated with more pics as i get bigger and bigger ;)

hope youre all as excited as i am!!!!!!!!

Yeah, she better get “bigger and bigger” because right now she’s sporting a fetus the size of a paramecium.  Does she understand that this is what most people’s abdomen’s look like after gastric bypass and two years in a labor camp?

Personally, I’m just worried that this unborn child will never learn the importance of apostrophes when writing contractions.

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  • That is the first picture I’ve ever seen of her where her smile looks genuine. Any other time, her eyes look so dead and lifeless…

  • There’s no excuse for an adult to write like that, especially one that’s about to be a parent. Even if she is a whore, it’s still not an excuse.

  • I’m sorry, I still think her eyes look dead and lifeless. Her smile looks fake and forced, and seriously, I don’t think she looks good here.

  • I hate to admit, but this is adorable. She looks genuinely happy and excited to be a mommy.

  • I don’t know, my bump was that small for the first three months or so of my pregnancy (I’m a singing teacher, I have good abdominal muscles!), and remained fairly neat all the way through – it’s now that I’ve given birth that I have a saggy, stretch-marked belly!

    • Grace, Good lord, as a singing teacher, you should know that the primary organs involved are the lungs and the diaphragm, not the uterus!! Singing has no impact on it or the rate of fetal growth. Please bone up on biology.

  • Uhhh, pretty sure my stomach is flatter than that and I sure as hell haven’t had any surgery. It’s good genetics and age.
    She’s young.. All young famous mummys have decent bodies.
    Pluuus, she did just escape the mansion.

    And good for her, she looks happy.

  • Kendras head is to big for her body. She looks like a mismatch. Like someone stuck a big doll head on a small doll head body.

  • fuck you guys, kendra’s a beauty. ur all just hatein on her cus u a bunch of ugly fat asses n u be sittin on goggle hatein all day. <3

  • She’s dumber than cotton and so shallow as to be nauseating. One thing’s for certain, her kid won’t end up a rocket scientist.