David Beckham, the, uh…face of Emporio Armani underwear, showing off his gargantuan rope. I put a couple additional picture of Beckham in the gallery — for research purposes, obviously.
David Beckham, the, uh…face of Emporio Armani underwear, showing off his gargantuan rope. I put a couple additional picture of Beckham in the gallery — for research purposes, obviously.
David Beckham is the one thing I need to question my sexuality: I don’t find him attractive whatsoever
thank god, i’m not alone…
Double thank God!
I really thought I was the only one.
I think he is attractive, but this picture is really NOT a turn on for me… It’s like the opposite of what I would like in a man, he is turning into Victoria :S
Yes! He has Victor/Victoria hair! I totally clicked on “comments” to say that!
*high five*
I can’t comment…because I’m speechless.
Anything that leaves YOU without the ability to speak makes me thankful.
Excuse me?
attention whore!
Oh, go away. Hypocritical, much?
you learned a new word JennB? LOL
dumb ass
What’s with all this JennB hate??
She just SUCKS so damn bad.
I have no idea why this person hates me; I have no idea who s/he is. Probably because s/he keeps changing her/his name to write nasty comments over, and over, and over. It takes a lot of courage to write snarky things while hiding behind an avatar and changing names. Grow up.
Well, if it helps at all, I’m on your side JennB.
Thanks Nichole! :-)
Does your Mommy know you’re playing on the computer?
I was like… “uh… who’s this?” Until I saw the name…
What’s with the Hitler-Hair-Style?
Not bad though… nice package!
Im sorry Im just not that into gay porn.
“This massive schlong belies my munchkin voice.”
“Smell it”
I suppose he knows he can’t remove those tats.
“It’s Beckham. I’m no David Carradine”.
i think this is an awful photo. he looks ugly, despite the perfect body.
whatever – he should just go back to playing footie. leave the rest of it alone.
Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair (so I can climb up and get into your underwear)
(Beastie Boys, Paul’s Boutique)
Oh, no, not for me, thanks. To each their own, I suppose, and I’m glad he has a wife to take him off our hands.
I’ve seen him look much better. This pic does nothing for me.
thank you Wendie!!!
Well I am a Beckham fan, so this was much appreciated. Hated the hair, though. Just avoiding that part of the pic ;-)
O.M.G. Beautiful man. BEAUTIFUL! But that HAIR! Oy. He needs to cut out the tats tho, I think he has enough now (well, maybe too many).
DB is an uncommonly attractive man. On close inspection of the package, I think he is sporting half a chubby. Is there someone on the photog’s support staff that gives it a bit of a rub to make it bigger? Because I want that job.
I seem to recall that at the start of this campaign some months ago they admitted they were ‘digitally enhancing’ his package.
The fluffer is a computer.
Sorry.
I think he’s very sexy in this picture, thank you.
The armani campaign photographs of him have ALL been quite sexy !
Doesn’t mean he’s any good in bed – but he takes great care of his bod, without a doubt…
Thank.You.
i dont know whether or not to feel sorry for vicky beckham. sure her husband is hot, but who really wants to have a husband who everyone thinks is hotter than you? especially when you just got voted as having one of the worst celebrity bodies.
Me Tarzan. You wanna be Jane?
Thanks for the Christmas in June present!
He’s so fucking hot, it’s not funny. Oh the things I would do to that man. The things I say no to my husband, I’d beg Beckham for.
Dope on a rope?
looks more like homoerotic photography than anything else… don’t even notice the man undies… just that he’s, you know, clinging on to a giant stiff rope…
Totally. It’s really the rope that pushes it over the edge.
I just sent this to my gay cousin. Just to brighten up his day.
are these tats all real??
Yeah, they’re real.
Personally, I have never found him even remotely attractive – he’s too much like a little boy.
Personally I think he looks hotter in the suit! I love me a man all dressed up ;)
he really is quite gay-porny. especially with the rope, it’s like he craves it not that he is offering it to us, women.
PHWOOOAAAARRRRRR.
A real dork !
screaming,”I have issues!”