I just found this photo of Douche Reinhardt leaving Villa Lounge alone last night — probably mere hours after he’d gotten the news that Paris Hilton dumped his loser ass.
I want to officially title this photo “Sad Douche” and have it hung in an art museum somewhere. It perfectly captures all the sad douchiness in the world. Look at him. Douchey t-shirt. Douchey hang-ten hands. Lips pursed, eyes askew. Face so poignant — drunk and sad and angry and douchey all at the same time.
Oh, Douche. Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield. And, some days, you’re the latest douche Paris Hilton made a fool of.
yes – the “sad douche” paintings can be hung next to the “sad clown” paintings in the museum of douchiness!
only if they are on velvet.
of course! douches always like their art to be soft.
Aw, he’ll be just fine. Just like you, Beet.
LMFAO
i LOVE this post!
too funny and too true :D
FUNNY! Funny!
Beet, you’re just getting better and better! Excellent post.
Haha.
When I was watching the video where he was answering Paris’s questions and they mentioned an august trip I laughed out loud.
Silly douche couple.
I concur: except the shirt. Not a bad shirt at all, if it was on someone not him.
Goodbye Paycheck Hilton. Maybe the govt can bail him out.
Paris is the family size Summer’s Eve, this guy just took her for a ride like the 5,000 guys before him.
Your posts are the best. <3 Wendie is cool and I totally like her now, but it’s great when you write here. I miss yous.
yeah. WERD.
I know this guy was banging Paris Hilton but besides that, who in the fuck is he? I mean, nowadays, what guy hasn’t screwed Paris Hilton… so why is this douche getting media attention?
Bet he doesn’t even listen to metal…
ARGH Metal Mulisha are SO not douche-y. (For the record, they’re not a band but an extreme motorsports team). This king of Douches has NO RIGHT to douchify that shirt!!!
I don’t know why my comment ended up being a reply to yours, sorry. It was mean to stand on its own…
Note to Doug: Remember what the commercial says “Valtrex – It’s About Supression” and don’t forget to contact the CDC. They monitor these things.
not hang ten hands – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaka_sign
I think paris hilton is a freakin paranoid hoe.
Everytime she cuts someone out of her life its because their using her for fame. She’s gonna die the old lady in the mansion discovered body two years later.
I just like you using the word Douche and Doug. He is a Douche bag and gives me the Douche chills, but so does that media whore Paris the original Douche, who probably needs a Douche.
By the way, the link beneath this says, “Read all about Dough Reinhardt”. Might want to fix it, Beet & Co!
It looks like he has pink- eye