WTF? Where does the time go?
It seems like just yesterday Douche Reinhardt was running around town with Amanda Bynes, but in a recent interview with E! he talked about celebrating his six-month anniversary with Paris. Actually, he talked about damn near everything for Paris. You can watch the interview here (it’s not embeddable — come on, E!), and it basically consists of the interviewer trying desperately to get Paris — the actual famous person here — to talk, but she just defers to Douche most of the time. Oh, and then the interviewer asks if Paris is still friends with Kim Kardashian, and Paris shifts around awkwardly as Doug says “no comment.” I’m with Paris on that one. Wendie totally broke our site-wide ban on the dreaded Kim earlier. I’m letting this one slide, Wendie, but next time it happens you’re doing 200 words on why Jenny McCarthy is right about everything.
Also weird? The interview was conducted at the LA premiere of Simon Rex’s new “mockumentary” Rex last night. Uhhhh … does anyone else remember how Paris Hilton and Simon Rex used to suck face all over town whenever one of them was single? Does Douche remember that? Awwwwkward.
But I kind of like Kim Kardashian. Who else has been banned?
Who has Paris not messed around with in LA? Seriously it would be simpler to name who has not shagged her.
The only people I hate to see on any blog is those idiots in the Costa Rica right now… that I am hoping will be pushed off a cliff in the finale.
Agree…. Kim K. is not near as annoying as Paris.
Why is Kim banned..?
ban on kim? can we trade that for a ban on Kendra Wilkinson? I hate that bitch. she starts out each show by saying ‘when I dated Hef’ – and thats usually when I take a bat to the television
yuck..i hate this douchebag. i like kim though….she is the lesser of deadlier foes if you think about those famewhore costa rica losers
You’d teabag him in a heartbeat if he gave you the chance you dumb twat and you know it!
sureMelissasure: I hope you know Melissa and that’s why you feel the justification to be ..umm..how do I say it? Oh, I know…a total bitch. Chill out.
Wow, she’s ugly.
But thankfully, so is he!
She literally looks like a Barbie in that picture, and NOT in a good way.
Haha. Wow.
Gee. I was hoping for a Daily Kardashian feature.
You know, I’m so used to calling him Douche Reinhardt that I completely forgot his real name.
Uh oh, looks like Douchehard is sporting a cold-sore!
heey i like kim kardashian and her fat ass!
Whoa, does she look like Kathy or what!?