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Are You Sitting Down? Adam Lambert Is Gay!

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Yeah, yeah…I couldn’t believe it either. 

The newest issue of Rolling Stone is hitting the newsstands this week as well as the astounding announcement that has shocked the nation:  American Idol runner up Adam Lambert is not straight.  So with the one sentence that everyone has been waiting to hear, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay,” may I now continue with my business of searching for the perfect mascara and not caring about Adam Lambert’s obvious orientation?

Other bombshell stories expected to be reported this week include, “Grass is Green,” and “Megan Fox is Stupid.”

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  • regardless of whether or not he’s gay, why is there a butterfly on his jeans? why? he is not a 12-year-old girl!

  • The perfect mascara is Maybelline Lash Stylist. It goes on with a comb and that makes allllllllllll the difference. Your lashes will be miles long.

    • Maybelline in general makes pretty nice mascara. And it doesn’t make my eyes burn and water like most other brands.

  • Who cares if he’s gay? I still think he’s totally hot and I would so buy his album. He’s fresh, new, and totally sexy!!!

  • yeah the FIRST time i saw this dude on idol i thought to myself, oh he’s the gay one. i was surprised later that it was actually in question. i think he’s hot though. there’s something sexy about him.

  • Wendie, don’t be hating on Megan Fox… if she talked more, it would come out just how crazy she is; she’s so much hotter when she’s quiet.

  • He has realllly bad skin. He needs to start working Jeremy’s facial routine ASAP! (I don’t think working is the right word, but whatev.

  • Can we all just take a moment to reflect on how me admitted to having a crush on Kris Allen in the interview?

  • DiorShow mascara is by far the best ever. It’s a little on the pricey side, so don’t try it unless you’re prepared to commit to buying it forever because you’ll never be happy with another mascara.

    • Agreed! A second runner up would be Benefit Badgal Lash Mascara. It seriously does the trick.

      • oops i meant first runner up. i have never understood if second runner up meant 2nd place in a miss america or any of those pageants for my ENTIRE life.

      • I love benefit but the Badgal always smudges
        Beauty tubes mascara is all I can use because i can literally wear it after sleeping and wake up with huge smudge-free lashes. and it comes off with water.
        Badgal waterproof is awesome for the beach but it makes my lashes so skinny. And I’m blonde so I pretty much don’t have any lashes. lame

  • Boy, nobody saw this one coming! Somewhere John Lennon is rolling over in his grave.