Heather Graham makes me feel so inferior. I consider it a successful day when I get a shower, but The Hangover actress Heather Graham has loftier — literally — goals. So, while I continue to work on mastering my daily scrub, Graham is working on levitation and learning to fly. As she explained in a Daily Mail interview, she needs to learn flying so she can travel across cities and oceans and save people from bad fortune.
So far I’ve only succeeded in my dreams. I practice transcendental meditation and there is a phase where you’re meant to lift off the ground. It hasn’t happened yet. I’ll manage it one day. In fact, I’m aiming beyond levitation. I want to be able to fly like a superhero. I won’t be happy until I can fly across oceans and cities, saving people from being murdered.
Let me get this straight — Heather Graham won’t be happy until she accomplishes transatlantic flight without an aircraft? I predict it’s going to be a long and unhappy life, Heather.
ahahha.. funny quote!
this should be “quotables”
I think the best part is the title!
Hahaha :D last paragraphed killed me again :D
What’s she on? Where can I get some for me?
Is it just me or does her face look plastic? Kinda like a Barbie doll.
what a waste of titties!
this tard is about as sharp as a balloon filled with hair.
WTF
Seriously. Just WTF is wrong with this chick? I wonder if anyone’s thought to lock this girl and Megan Fox in a cage for some kind of mindless girl fight to the death…
Apparently you were born without a sense of humor. Republican?
WTF does that mean?! seriously you are so ignorant.
Haha, she’s just as crazy as her character on Scrubs.
Someone should tell her to relax. She need not be able to fly to help murdered folks. There are a lot of them in Los Angeles.
How does the ability to fly afford one the opportunity to prevent murder? She should be meditating for super strength, mind control, or in the least, average intelligence.
I love Heather’s sense of humour….and it’s funny how people don’t get her jokes and take it all so seriously. She just loves being sarcastic.
“I consider it a successful day when I get a shower,”
lmao! you kill me.
Not literally fly guys and girls. Anyone whose ever studied Hinduism, Buddhism or Tantra knows this..