I just can’t stop laughing at these pictures. Here’s The Tiz in Milan, promoting an Italian clothing line called Puerco Espin.
Now, I don’t know what “Puerco Espin” actually means in Italian. And I’d rather not have anyone tell me. Because right now I’m translating it in my head as Pork Spin, and it’s making me think of porkspin.com and that’s cracking me up. (WARNING: DO NOT click on that link at work. In fact, do not click on it EVER. Just email the link to someone you really hate, and then bury it deep in the darkest recesses of your memory, where you keep things like the places your uncle touched you and the early Miss Bliss episodes of Saved by the Bell.)
You need to take that link out ASAP – I clicked before I read your disclaimer and it crashed my computer! Seriously – TAKE IT OUT!
The worst it would have done is make it hard to close your web browser, forcing you to end task on the browser process. And if you don’t know how to end task on a program, you should probably pack your computer up and return it to the place you bought it for a refund.
I DO know how to use a computer and to use ctrl-alt-delete to open task manager to quit explorer as well several other ways to skin that cat.
Those things did not work for me – not sure why – but I had to do a hard reboot after clicking on that link. Since you weren’t here sitting at my desk, you have no f***ing idea what my computer or I did or did not do…STFU
I agree. How fucking dumb to post that link in the first place. You know damn well everybody’s going to click that link to see why the hell you’re telling them not too.
Seriously, get over it. It’s funny! Don’t be so dramatic.
Some of us decide not to go all Pandora and chose NOT to click it :P
Don’t be mad cuz you couldn’t control your curiosity.
OMFG! How gotdamn funny is that link!? I fell off the chair….
well I don’t know Italian but Puerco espin in Spanish is a porcupine…
and she just looks awkward here
Haha.
Hilarious link, terrible, but hilarious.
well of course i clicked the link and of course I am just getting my computer booted up again….damn my curiosity.
i second that
Beeeet! Aw, come on, I won’t be able to sleep tonight now wondering what that website is all about. I’m obviously not going to click on it if it’ll mess up my computer.
Me too!
Someone tell us, PLEASE!
Its a naked man swinging his rather large penis in a circle with “you spin me right round” playing in the background. The window moves from one side of your computer to the other and when you try to close it it just gives you a pop up screen that says “your a cutie :p” and crashes your computer. You have to reboot or close all programs. I wouldn’t recommend clicking it.
Jeez, if that site forced you to reboot your computer you’re all too stupid to be using a computer. Just end task on your web browser.
no one’s too stupid to use a computer
Instead of clicking on that link, just sit back and enjoy this badass one;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA
FUCK YOU BEET! Too funny, click away, click away.
seriously sasha you know everyone is gonna click that. i could have sworn someone else posted this post. ugh it took me forever to get rid of that shit. fuck you sasha. go back on your millions of meds and become a real writer.
Wow what a dick thing to say. Why don’t you stick to TMZ to get your gossip on?
seriously, if you don’t like it then get the fuck outta here and go somewhere else.
Here’s a crazy thought: If somebody says “don’t” just don’t. I didn’t. Cause I’m not s super huge dumb ass.
Do not click the linkkk for sure
its virus filled
but its just a guy swinging his penis in circles
and you cant close it out it just bounces everywhere (the window, and the penis lol)
I bet it’s a Rick Roll.
The comments left by the readers here have made me uncomfortable. It’s not virus filled. It didn’t crash your computer. Just because not everyone understands how to use task manager or even alt-f4 fast enough, that doesn’t mean that Sasha is a horrible person or anything like that. That link is pretty old, so if you haven’t come across it in your travels around the interwebs, well this was just your time.
Finally, a calm, cool, and collected professional response. Others should try to control their moronic tendencies and think before effusing your thoughts.
it’s called ctrl+alt+delete bitches. simple way to close a screen
I’ve avoided that site for two years and i finally had to give in
i’ll never listen to flo-rida the same again
not when you are a new mac user and you dont know how the fuck to close something that quick! everyone should read sashas pasulkas personal blog. every post is more depressing than the next!
cmd>opt>esc on a mac to force quit browser or any application.
And Mike, stuff you f**ing know-it-all attitude. Not everyone is as smart as you. You could use a dose of humility.
thanks joex!
i have had my mac for a couple of years now – but didn’t know that option to force quit… (i’d only ever right clicked to get there)
i simply told my browser to close the tab… funny – worked like a charm for me. no virus. no crashing. people should just calm down.
A molestation joke? Really, Beet? It’s not so funny to people who’ve gone through it.
Yes, Sensitive Susan, a molestation joke. Way to be over-dramatic on a gossip blog.
ah, here it is. the token overly sensitive person. why don’t you whine a memoir out of it, foo.
A molestation joke? Really, Beet? I’m sure it’s easy to be glib about it if you haven’t experienced that VERY scenario, but some have. Try not to be so insensitive.
Gossip. Blog.
Beet isn’t your therapist. Don’t take your issues up w her.
As much as I love Beet I kind of agree. You don’t have to be a therapist to be discrete. People shouldn’t be too sensitive but too much is too much. Some readers nitpicked Wendie about the death joke, and i think this is a similiar situation.
I don’t have issues. Thank God I was saved from the situation relatively quickly. I just don’t think the subject is in any way humorous.
No one care what you think though.
It’s gossip blog, it’s supposed to be offensive.
Geepers! That outfit is not flattering at all. This clothing line is terrible! Is that a hoodie/tank combo? Why does that exist? When will you ever be in a position where you need your arms exposed but your head covered? Then again, if Tisdale had the hoodie up it may camouflage her pudgy neck. Still, the world does not need to be subjected by more ugly, mega casual, juvenile, (likely) pricey clothing. Failure.
Subjected TO -> sorry
HAHAH MISS BLISS SBTB! TOTALLY.
nicki and mikey… wow.
Ha ha, guys, just because you don’t know how to close the window doesn’t mean it contains viruses or “crashes” your computer. It does neither. Besides, I told you not to click. ;)
Ah Beet, my curiosity gets me in trouble all the time. I couldn’t find the name in the task manager list, and ended up closing something that pissed off the computer, hence the reboot.
but i’m totally posting it in my facebook status and telling people not to go there.
knowing full well that they well. muh ha ha ha
haha sasha you are awesome. you just gave 50% of your reader anxiety attacks over whether or not to click the link or over what to do after clicking the link! genius.
Oh, Beet. When you post a link and tell me not to click on it, guess what the first thing I want to do is? And unfortunately for me, curiosity won out over self-control. But it was a simple fix. This link is definitely a handy tool to use in the future ;)
ha ha ha… wow… it’s like a car accident.. you don’t want to look.. but you can’t help it… I read the disclaimer.. but that didn’t stop me..
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… wow.. thanks for that! LOL
LOL. I heart you, Beet. I only hope that one day my life is so mundane and deprived of drama that I resort to attacking strangers for their role in my witnessing both unpleasant scenarios that I was advised to avoid, as well as my lack of relatively basic computer skills… Not to say I didn’t experience both, but I don’t blame you in the slightest. :)
wow yea crtl-alt-delete people! its all it takes.
As possibly the only person on the internet to have avoided goatse, I didn’t click on the link. If you tell me I don’t want to see it, then I don’t want to see it!
Also, is it just me, or does Tisdale look oddly superimposed on that picture?
That was epic.
Puerco Espin is not italian either, but it means porcupine and in italian is “porcospino”.
How seriously should everyone take your “feminist” blog after you make a joke about MOLESTATION?
Hey everybody, don’t read Zelda Lily. This girl Beet should try to figure out some consistency in her views.
i don’t think she was making light of molestation. and no, there is nothing feminist about zelda lily. unless you think promoting botox, cosmetic surgery and 21 year old porn stars whose claim to fame is getting punched in the stomach during sex is feminist. beet is entitled to her opinions, but technically, the blog is “post-feminist”.
The idea that anything she writes is feminist is laughable.
And don’t try to say you don’t spout views on morality on this blog, either. This isn’t just a “gossip blog”. You go all personal on this one as well. When Chris Brown beat up Rihanna, you went off for days and days about how a man should never hit a woman.
But a relative molesting a child, that’s funny somehow.
But Chris Brown and Rihanna are real people, and “the places your uncle touched you” is just a vague reference to no one in particular. Yes, molestation happens and it is horrible, but I don’t think this is the same as if Beet had mentioned a news story where someone had been molested and then made fun of that person. Her comment here was a tasteless throwaway comment, not a serious moral outrage. And aren’t tasteless throwaway comments part of why we visit this site?
i really couldn’t have said it any better! i’m thinking the exact same thing.
those shoes are so wrong with her outift.
i’m italian and puerco espin is spanish!however it means porcupine!
she should have never got the nose job. Now she looks just like another hollywood skank modeling clothes.
This “Anonymous” person has got to be the same uptight person every post.
Get over it. No seriously.
its porcupine …
puerco espin is porcupinee honeey hahah
omg, thanks to whoever posted the mac solution! I was getting a bit worried. Anyways, Sasha I don’t blame you in the least, it was funny, at first lol.