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I just mentioned how licking your monitor can be hazardous to your health, but I am relieved to report that licking a pomegranate replica of Daniel Craig is totally okay.

Del Monte is releasing these 007 pops in blueberry, cranberry and pomegranate and, as usually happens with cool stuff, they are not available in the US.  But if you live in England, I’d love to see a picture of you licking Craig’s head.

The product is a result of Del Monte’s UK Coolest Guy contest.  Daniel beat out Tom Jones, Hugh Grant and Jude Law to win the prize of being immortalized in frozen fruit.

In other Weird Product News, you can go here to buy some soap knuckles — apparently to be used if someone gets you into a lather.  Yeah, strange.

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    • OMG i dont know what to do with this information… an Obama Dildo… wow… this is is just 2 funny for my brain to process….

  • It kinda creeps me out but my sister is in London right now and I told her to go buy one and take a photo for you guys!

  • Hey, is anyone going to mention the fact that this frozen treat has a boner? And his hands seem to be down his pants? I’d like to see a picture of someone licking his wang. ha ha.

  • Haha! Why have I not seen this advertised yet!!!
    Presumably they had to ask Mr. Craig’s permission to do this? I wonder how that converation went.

    But he didn’t have much competition did he? I mean Tom Jones, Hugh Grant,Jude Law or James Bond isn’t a hard decision to make.
    And Hugh Grant?! What is remotely cool about him?

  • Somebody better warn Donkey Punch how it works or he’ll be at the clinic with splinters in his ass in no time.

  • that looks awesome!!! loved it!!

    about your: “as usually happens with cool stuff, they are not available in the US.”
    Ok, try living in Brazil!