What is it about shortened holiday weeks that make them feel interminably long? I don’t know, but I swear this week has been going on for a month now.
For everyone out there who looks at pictures of celebrities and only dreams of having such beauty, this snapshot of a celeb on the streets of New York should convince you just how amazing makeup and Botox and surgery and push-up bras can be.
If you don’t recognize the face, you’ll see a more recognizable version of her after the jump.
Yep, it’s model Helena Christensen! See? Totally normal until her stylist gets a hold of her.
Woooooooow. That actually does make me feel better too :)
I’m loving all the posts today, Wendie! :)
shit man, her mirror lied… “fairest one of all” my ass
i don’t find her attractive after her lil make-over. but then again, i’m picky about women.
yowsa!
what a ‘wicked game’ indeed!
lol
Please do more of these!
mustache. mustache. muuuustache.
i know!! that’s all i could see too.
Oh, that makes me feel tons better.
Thank you so much.
Who is this? I can see the ugly bitch, but what has she done to become famous?
She was a “supermodel” back in the days of Nikki Taylor & Christy Turlington. I think the only thing she’s done recently is hump Paul Banks (of Interpol).
That has to be the worst photo ever taken of that woman. I don’t know if it’s fair to judge her on that bad picture – she’s always been considered one the most beautiful woman in the world. Wow is right.
Fuck, I thought it was Cameron Diaz!
Same here!
She still has a beautiful face and gorgeous bone structure, although she does look a little tired here.
I thought it was Mischa Barton.
Thank you.
ok, neva heard of her bt..WTF??! hw cld she eva b considered as one of d most beautiful ppl in d world..i must b beyonce then
This is what text messaging is doing to the English language. Makes me want to go read a dictionary.
@Alzaetia, Amen!
still hotter than you beet with or without makeup.
Beet didn’t write that entry, genius. How about don’t be a jerk if you have no idea what you’re talking about. The old rule “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all” wasn’t just so moms could keep their kids in line, it also helps you not sound moronic. Get a life.
Erm… beet didn’t post that, and she’s totally cute anyway.
I don’t find this surprising at all, though.
Take away the make up artists and hair stylists and throw them out into the cold light of day on 4 hours sleep with a messy ponytail and most famous women will look just like everybody else.
I hate how women tear one another down like this. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
And don’t make an argument about how she represents an industry that makes women feel inadequate, blah blah — the existence of the industry is society’s fault for buying the clothes, the magazines, etc, that keep it afloat, not one woman’s fault for finding a niche within it.
In this case it’s sacrificing the one (Helena Christensen) for the good of the many (all of us who need to see her looking like a normal chick)
why are you on a gossip webstite? surely thats against all your ‘dont put other people down’ morals
I dunno, she doesn’t look very good at all in the second picture either. Maybe if she was less tan, didn’t have a mustache, wasn’t wearing so much dark eye makeup…of course it doesn’t really matter what she looks like.
Wait…she a model. Woops.
i was hoping for juliette lewis.