Justin Gaston, celibate and totally hetero boyfriend of Miley Cyrus, is a real tool. The website Men.Style.com has a short video of Justin talking about the most prevalent thoughts on his mind.
If you are at work, or on your cell phone, or just damn lazy and can’t watch the video, let me sum it up for you: He wants to be a lap dog, people are mean to him on Twitter and God weaves his shirts for him.
Yeah, I’m not even kidding. This isn’t a spoof.
i thought his relationship with little miley was kind of creepy until i just saw this video. now it totally makes sense that they’re together.
it all makes sense with Slutty Cyrus now.. duH!!
Um, she’s probably LEAGUES more mature than this douche….and that’s not even saying much.
What a goober.
What a goober.
Haha, that totally reminded me of the montages in Zoolander when him and Hansel are nominated for Male Model of the Year
Oh my god you are so right!
Hilarity!
I was just thinking that! So funny.
i’m slightly embarrassed.. but this just left me wanting him soo bad..he just seems like a normal guy who is really really good looking(yes that was a slight zoolander reference)
Um, hilarious? Yes. Did I understand it? No. He reminds of me when I’m tongue tied. “I think God wove it and sent it down to me.” “I just want to thank [name] for making more shirts like this.”
Or something to that effect.
It all makes sense now.
OH GOD YOU DIDN’T WARN US HE’D BE SINGING!!!
he may be a tool, but he’s certainly not the sharpest one in the shed
*ba dump ba*
i would love to see johnny depp play this fool. but now i finally see why miley is with him. he probably makes her feel like a professor in comparison.
Who would play you in a movie – Johnny Depp.
What about the Papz? – I have nightmares about them just like in that (lame) Miley Cirus video.
Trade places with? – A dog.
COME THE F*** ON!
Does the guy have ANY ORIGINAL THOUGHTS in his head???
Oh yeah, he does. that white Tshirt thing. LOL.
“Justin, Justin, Justin…Shhhhhhhhhh. Let’s not let words ruin this moment.”
LOL!
Truly, he’s the PERFECT example of when someone should only be seen…but NEVER heard!
He’s soo beautiful…but what the hell is falling out of his mouth ’cause it most certainly is not coherent english.
sigh.
Now I know how women feel when people refer to other people as dumb blondes… He gives haveing a penis a bad name!
This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen on this site. Really. I was having a sort of depressing morning, and now I feel loads better about everything.
This video should come with a warning:
This clip may make you feel smarter than you actually are. Please wait 15 to 20 minutes after watching this video before attempting to write your term paper.
Wow.I know I’ll probably get eaten alive and/or bitched out for saying this, but I’m a huge Miley Cyrus fan. But really, Miley? THIS guy? Maybe it’s cause she’s hoping their kids will get some of HIS genes. But I mean… wow.
And was it just me or did that guitar he was playing look super tiny?!
It seemed very sweet and innocent to me. You people are so cynical. I think you all would have loved him if he was rude and stuck on himself. He is very cute.
You obviously didn’t see the replies about Kanye West…
You’re right. It was kind of sweet and innocent. And really, really dumb.
I agree with moomoo…he just seemed really sweet and normal. Although his answers kind of sound like answers I would give if I was really, really stoned.
I think Justin is sweet & innocent & kind of shy. Too bad this seems like a bad thing to people. He is refreshing compared to all the jackass hollywood types out there that are so stuck on themselves. Like that jerk Jonas – now that is a tool – so conceited & stuck on himself & so FAKE – jonas thinks the sun rises & sets on him – what a control freak.
JUSTIN is so good looking & seems to not realize it.
I’d rather have a guy like Justin who is sweet, sincere & humble – too bad Cyrus is too dumb to hang on to Justin – she’ll probably keep using him & treating him like crap & then dump him.
he is a male model….wat were you expecting ?!?!
This bitch needs to decompose.
my first impression was right. seems to be a total dumbass. but DAMN is he hot! < 3 ponytails
I wouldn’t kick him out of bed as long as he promised not to speak. Ever.
It’s good thing they said that he wasn’t John Lennon at the beginning. I was so confused… I thought he had risen up from the dead! ;D
I still think he’s totally hot! Glad he and Miley broke up. He’s too hot for her.