In their continuing practice of being as offensive as possible, Paris and her boyfriend tried having sex in a bathroom this weekend which resulted in them getting kicked off a yacht.
It all started when Elton John’s husband, David Furnish invited Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt to a party being held on a friend’s yacht. That act alone shows some serious bad judgment on the part of Furnish but it pales in comparison to the trashtastic duo. The couple arrived and were immediately inappropriate. Like every other public appearance they make, they immediately started making out, groping each other and sticking their tongues down each other’s throats.
That just wasn’t enough attention whoring. They proceeded downstairs to a bathroom where things escalated before they were interrupted. The captain was informed of what was going on and had them kicked off the still docked ship. Yes!
In fairness to Paris, she’s a simple thing. She was on a boat, saw a door that had a sign on it that read “head” and obediently proceeded. She’s really not to blame.
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Haha! Great post Wendie!
YES!!! I would have LOVED to be the one to kick her off the yacht. PARIS FAIL.
i miss beet. :(
I love that dress.
Me too. It seems much too classy for her.
I wonder if it was laundry day…
Ok, this may be a stupid question, but what door on a yacht has the word “head” on it? I’m not trying to be a pain, but I want to get the joke laugh like the rest of you.
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The “head” is what sailors call the bathroom. XD
Don’t feel bad though, I only know it because my brother is in the Navy.
OMG paris is not a virgin? I’m speechless.
I am just as shocked as you are.
According to her, this will make only the 4th person she’s ever had sex with.
Off-topic, but I seriously LOVE that dress. And “head” is what you call the toilet on a ship–in the navy, anyway.
Love the dress too!!
I also like the dress. I wonder if this ‘head’ boat toilet thing is bigger than the economy class one on a plane. Because sex is very uncomfortable in that.
Dear Beet: Have I mentioned how much I love you(r evil, unapologetic, unrepentant sarcasm)?
Like to be doing a couple hits of acid and see that dress under a blacklight. Short circuit your brain it would.