I feel bad for fans of pop country. It seems like most of the entertainment industry regards country as a safe haven where anyone whose career is on its last legs can record some mediocre tripe and score some cash — Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and now Chris Brown.
After beating the crap out of special lady friend Rihanna, Brown has decided to take himself one step closer to becoming a sad caricature of trailer park life and will release a country song called “Trapped in a Dream” on his next album.
“Maybe we’ll see an appearance from Carrie Underwood or someone like that,” said Robert Allen, a writer and producer who is currently working with the singer. “It’s that kind of song.” Allen further explained that the song is “just feeling like you don’t want that dream to go away. Everybody has a dream and you’re in it, but you wake up and you’re like, ‘Oh, my God.’ You feel like you’re still in that dream.”
More like being trapped in a nightmare.
Knowing what little I know of Carrie Underwood, I think it’s safe to say that she won’t be coming within swinging distance of Brown or his country tune. Maybe he should give Leann Rimes a call? I hear she isn’t too picky about who she partners up with.
I generally don’t care overmuch about anything that Chris Brown does, but that was a very well written article – just thought I’d throw that out there! Kudos Kelly =P
“She’s not my special lady, she’s my fucking lady friend! I’m just helping her conceive, man!”
lol! my favorite movie EVER!
Chris Brown makes me want to hurl.
Well he has chosen the musical genre whose name sounds the most like his personality.
THIS IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT BUT ZACHARY QUINTO (THE GUY WHO PLAYED SPOCK IN STAR TREK) IS DATING RUMER WILLIS! MY SOUL HURTS.
Well if Chris Brown is writing songs for other artists that can only mean he can’t get a booking that will sell tickets. That’s awesome! Now let’s hope that no artist will touch his music with a pair of tongs, and he’ll be gone from our collective consciousness, and broke.
Horrible, spoiled, violent, pussy of a man. I hope he doesn’t get rewarded by getting his career back, it sends a wrong message to young women.
You’re right, it’s a good sign indeed.