Courtney Love: Verbal Rubik’s Cube

Someone stole something from Courtney Love and then sent her a case of Blackberries– the phone, not the fruit. At least, that’s what I can make out from her latest rambling Myspace blog, posted bright and early this morning.

While most people’s livers were still groggily processing last night’s liquor, Love was up early, vomiting her deep thoughts all over the internet.

so i look at etsy and i note Bernedene Mann took photos of everything Dawn Took with her and theres a TON of clothing and trims not returned, so is she selling it prvately?

NO its up on etsy  theres my ribbons theres my lace!

but that would just be a  horrific nasty twat being a twat

no this was grand larceny i have to go to the police about a whole lot of shit for insirance reasons this one is MIND BOGGLING

I’m guessing that when she says “Dawn” she’s referring to designer Dawn Simorangkir, who had a falling out with Love over some design work she did for her. Several times the post calls Dawn a “twat” or a “hag”– the same kind of internet name calling that resulted in a law suit earlier in the year. I’d like to write “Courtney had better watch what she says,” but let’s be honest– that’s not going to happen. And I’m very happy about that. Trying to decode the meaning of her pill-fed vitriol has become like a fun puzzle game for me.

She also says something about receiving a large package addressed to “Boudoir Queen” that was filled with new models of Blackberry phones that are “not yet on the market.” Love states that it “boggled” her mind, but she’s “seen weirder shit than any of [us] ever will.” Personally, my mind is boggled by the fact that, of all things, she managed to spell “boudoir” correctly. That, my friends, is some weird shit.