Mary Kay Letourneau is hosting at a Seattle club on Saturday for “Hot for Teacher” night. The DJ? Her formerly underage baby-daddy love — and now husband — Vili Fualaau. Vili will be rockin’ the turn tables while Mary Kay meets guests and signs autographs.
You guys think I’m kidding, but I’m soooo going. I’m going to the Folklife Festival during the day to watch 13-year-old kids smoke pot, and then at night I’m going to check out the successful DJs they become after having sexual intercourse with their teachers. I’d reach out to the club and ask if I could interview her, but I honestly don’t know what I’d ask her. What do you ask a grown woman who falls in love with a teenage boy? I don’t think “What on earth is wrong with you?” is an appropriate interview question, even for me.
Please don’t be jealous of my awesome party life. If you’re in the Seattle area, you should meet me there!
4 hour drive?
doable.
Oh my god, is this how they are making a living now? Why is it so many weird couples host and DJ at clubs? You’ve got Lindsay and Sam, Cobra Snake and Steve Akoi, and now Mary Kay and Vili. Damn it’s a MAD WORLD.
To paraphrase Kanye, THIS IS SOME STATUTORY BUTTON SHIT.
Sorry for shouting. I had the Kanye in me.
“I had the Kanye in me.”
HAHHAHAHHAHA, thanks for a hearty morning laugh!
No telling how much money that club will make, too. I feel for all of her kids.
Vili is not right in the head. I was in the classroom across the hall in elementary school (1 year older), and had classes with Vili in high school… He was fame whoring the entire time. I just don’t get it.
Hellz yes!!! THIS is exactly what we need more of in the world. Are you reading this, my science teacher? Are you?? PLEASE???
Actually, I can hang out with him this weekend and collect bugs in a stream for later research if I want to. I haven’t made up my mind yet; it’s an extra credit field trip type thing. Don’t know if it’s a good idea…but I really really want to.
Oh I have to go to this!
At my high school there was a girl who was supposedly best friends with a teacher’s daughter. She went on trips with the family and was over at their house all the time. So graduation comes around and the teacher leaves the school and she and the teacher get married. Shocker that nobody even remotely imagined. The reason why I know this story even though it happened years before I went to that high school is that a teacher who was there during that time, told our class about it thinking we already knew it and asking if we knew of a similar situation going on now that we were there. What was happening was another teacher and a girl were very friendly. She was obviously in a relationship with him. People saw them outside of school meeting for coffee, walking together. The school decides to question all her friends about them. No one said anything. Everyone knew exactly what was going on but the school had no proof. I dont know what they told the girl’s parents, but she stayed in our school being way too friendly with a teacher she didnt even have classes with. In middle school I know one teacher who kissed a friend of mine. It didnt go any further, but he was very much into her. So I think these things happen a bit more often than we think. Not that that makes them any less gross.
I love looking at train wrecks so why not?
MKL IS ONE SICK BITCH
the girl in the club ad looks a lot like kyndra from Laguna Beach….
Ha. It probably is.
WOW! I don’t even know what to say about this. If I was there (which I will be soon) I think I would have to go, if only to see who ELSE would show up. I can only feel very sad and sorry about this whole situation. ANd as someone else said, very sorry for the kids.
Um… yikes. I’d like think my morals would tell me that there’s no way in bloody fucking hell that I’d go to this, but a train wreck is a train wreck… you just can’t look away.
Also, will you be getting pictures of these two sewer rats? I’d be most appreciative :)
beet.
you have a job…no!
you have A DU-TY to try and talk to that Mary Kay broad.
this is an opportunity of a lifetime. she is one of the most nuttiest, fascinating, albeit gross, pedophile in our lifetime.
so mike yourself up, girlfriend….and grab a word with that loony bitch.
you owe it to us…your loyal, hungry & twisted fans. lol.
i’m sure it’ll be priceless.
Beet, I’ll pay you big dollars to run up and bitch-slap Mary Kay.
Then, run like hell before her “husband” can react.
What’s that thing pointing at her face?
Why does the ad say Hot for Teacher, then have a sexy schoolgirl outfit? Shouldn’t she be dressed like a sexy teacher?
Oh my goodness. I can just imagine Jon & Kate doing something like this in a few years. Or Jon and some random girlfriend.
Well, that is just…startlingly repugnant.
Well put. How proud her previous five children who she abandoned for a 12-year-old must be! This is one twisted life path. I wonder if he will eventually dump Mary Kaye for a 12-year-old girl and go to jail after he gets her pregnant? How can this get any weirder?
Are they living happily ever after? Is she still in love with him? This is one stranger-than-fiction true story.
sasha, sasha, sasha. be careful about revealing your plans, you never know what kind of weirdos you have reading your site. you have achieved some level of notoriety and with as many photos you post of yourself, you’d be easily recognized. be safe!!!
as for MKT, fuck her and fuck her exploiting her crime in such a manner. poor taste.
I’m sorry but by going to this event aren’t you supporting what they stand for? If you’re not actually going to ask for an interview I’d be a little troubled if you went to gawk and judge and by buying drinks at the club indirectly supporting their behavior. I’m a reader of zeldalily and I think just a while back you’d posted about female sexual predators. Mary Kay Letourneau is definitely one of those. Don’t publicize this event on your blog and please don’t go and support a club who would make light of such a serious situation by having “hot teacher night.” Ridiculous…
Funny, if it was a male teacher that raped a female student would Sasha be going to this performance for a joke?
Hypocrite.
Exactly! I fucked a 16 year old female student of mine several times over a two year period, and I didn’t even get a fucking invite! What gives?
I thought there was some law which prohibits profit from a crime?