Hey, Chris Pine? Yeah, you. Hot Star Trek stud with an enormous potential career in your future? You were spotted out clubbing with The Artist Formerly Known as Ceiling Eyes. Her “fans” know her as “Audrina Patridge,” but I know her as “The Relationship That Will Ruin Your Career.”
You are pretty definitely A-list right now, Chris. People take you seriously as an actor. I know this is all really new to you, and the idea of dating someone as famous as T.A.F.K.A.C.E. must seem really exciting right now. But it shouldn’t be. You’re more important than her now, by a lot. You wanna be in the tabloids? Fine. Date Audrina Patridge. You want a career as an actor? Date Natalie Portman. Then we have the Star Trek/Star Wars story to play off of for months and months, and you’re dating someone who can actually help your career.
If all of that fails, Chris?
My contact information is in the sidebar of this website.
Sorry, he is not A list YET. And Audrina “ceiling-eyes” Patridge is a pretty girl, despite her misfortune.
I’m sorry, he does nothing for me. Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.
Hes A-list but ive never heard of him?
he can date whoever he likes right?
Yea, I agree with you Beet. That’s a career killer.
Beet, it is as if you can read my mind…
Except for the a-list thing…I don’t think he’s there…yet
Great eyes, but he’s got a fivehead….
Great eyes, but he’s got a fivehead…
Ahahahaha! Mean….
those eyesbrows are something else!
i thought the interview he gave about his take on portraying kirk sounded like he’s a pretty serious/talented actor..even if he’s been in some cheeseballs movies
I totally agree – stay away. he was in a fab film “bottle shock” – seriously, excellent potential. who shall we replace the hills ditz?
In BOTTLE SHOCK I could not get past the horribly obvious wig he wore…didn’t even notice his acting.
He’s not dating her. He is dating one of the girls from the first season of Entourage. They have been together for a year. I think they even live together. So I have no idea what this is but yeah.
They broke up. :]
Beet, you need to get better with spell check – his name is Chris FINE.
Did you SERIOUSLY just kinda plug Perez Hilton?? Wow, I’m so ashamed… naughty Beet.
Perez plug aside…(because hey, if he’s the source, you gotta handle, it’s respectable!)
I’m with everyone else, he’s not A-list YET. Probably will be, but if he jumps on the herpes train that is A.Pats. He’s not gonna get there.
Now just imagine if he was seen out in public with a …….. NOBODY. Oh the horror!!
Bahh. Forget Ceiling Eyes and A-Lister Portman, I’m MORE than willing to take Chris off their hands… and into my bed =]
And I read somewhere that he said he was looking for an intelligent woman, so ya know it’s not gonna work out with Audrina.
ah Beet… so wise.
That picture of him is pretty terrible (dear god the eyebrows) but after seeing the movie and him pulling off Captain Kirk’s smirk I totally <3 him
I think the next couple of movies he makes will determine whether he is A list or not. I don’t think he’s dating her, he probably was partying and being the fame whore that she is, she was probably hitting on him.He said in an interview,when asked about LaLohan that he didn’t want the life she has and although he will get press and Paparazzi that he wont being calling his PR person and saying where he is going to be in 20 minutes.(implying that Linds does)So i doubt he is going to date her based on the fact that he doesn’t like that kind of game. Plus dating Ceiling Eyes is like playing russian roulette with you penis.JMO
Damn…you can tell he mows in between the brows…he needs to do some thinning out while he is at it.
i had mini crush of him ever since princess diaries (spelling?) but then the sight of him kissing LL in just my luck killed it. dead.
hahaha, that was hilarious and…..true!!!
ya know if all else fails, I second that! he can ahve my info too :P