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Doug’s Neighbors Want Paris Hilton OUT!

May 17, 2009
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Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton
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Don’t mess with rich people, yo!

Paris Hilton’s been spending an awful lot of time at the Hollywood Hills home of her new boyfriend, Douche Reinhardt. And it’s been a typical Paris scene — loud parties, police getting called, paparazzi everywhere. Doug’s neighbors are SO over this, and they’re offering Doug’s landlord big bucks to give him the boot:

We’ve learned the neighbor (who we have been asked not to ID) has written a letter to the landlord of the place Paris and her BF Doug Reinhardt are living in — offering to pay the landlord $5,000 a month more than he’s getting now … if he gives Paris and Doug the boot.

The neighbor says Hiltie is ruining his life. She’s lived there a grand total of 5 days … already cops have been called twice because of loud parties, screaming and yelling, and vandalism.

The house in the Hollywood Hills had been listed at $22,000 a month. So the neighbor is willing to give the landlord $27,000 a month if Paris goes away.

And get this … we’re told the neighbor complained to Doug yesterday about all the ruckus since Paris moved in. Doug said, “This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures.”

Does anyone else find it wildly amusing that someone would pay $22K a month to RENT a house? I mean, do you know what kind of house you could BUY for that kind of money? Even in LA? And it’s not like Doug’s living in LA temporarily — he knows he’s there for the long haul. So why rent at that price? I don’t care how rich you are, that’s just poor financial decision-making.

Anyway. Paris and Doug aren’t even home right now. They’re in Cannes, living it up and bothering the French neighbors.

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  • that dumb bitch. that useless skeez. that flat chested, no good, wasteful pile of trash. YOU AIN’T ALL THAT MIZ.HILTON.

  • Can we call the cops or pay someone to remove them from the country? Or better yet, the hemisphere?

    • Too bad my grandfather doesn’t work for NASA anymore. I’m sure we could have snuck her on to the launch pad and shipped her off into deep space* on an unmanned shuttle.

      *Deep Space does not refer to the Grand Canyon that is her vagina.

      • *LOL

        Why the fuck would anyone want to fuck her? She is SO not attractive, and I’m sorry if that seems shallow, but I just don’t believe it’s for her delightful personality. EW!

  • “This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures.”

    LLLLOOOOLLLLLL. at least we know he is in the relationship for good reasons. so funny!

  • And lets not mention the huge CRABS infestation that followed shortly after Miss H’s made her appearance in the hood…..

    ………I don’t blame the neighbours for being pissed. His lawn would be the first place I’d take my dog for a dump…if I had a dog. Ya digg???

  • yeah, how the hell does he have that much money anyway? Paying that much to RENT is economically retarded.

  • “This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures.”

    What a self-important douchebag. How does this total fail-at-life make that kind of money anyways? Is Wonky paying his rent? Or are those royalties from The Hills just piling up? Anyways, wherever Wonky goes mayhem follows.

    • Lord I hate myself for knowing this… but I had read his parents are filthy rich (something to do with frozen burrito’s… I swear… I read this on THEDIRTY.COM) and his parents LOVE her. So I have no doubt his parents are paying for that rental.

      But even then… why not just buy an apartment/condo and move his dumb ass and hers… into it instead. Much cheaper.

  • Completely off topic, but as a chick with big feet I am so digging her shoes. It’s hard to find pretty shoes in my size.

  • According to his website, he’s a baseball player who is getting over a knee injury. In 2007 he played for the Orioles.