Shia LaBeouf is running his mouth again, this time about the size of his wee-wee. Turns out he’s no Tommy Lee. Shia talked to Playboy about losing his virginity and all the accompanying awkwardness:
“I was shaking in my boots,” he says about the romp, four years ago. “Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place … I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie … [It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.
So let this be a warning to everyone: Trying to copy what you see in porn isn’t always the best idea. Also, it makes you look like a porn star. Seriously, folks, if he wants to to spit on it the first time you get down and dirty, he’s not really all that into your personality. Say no thank you and leave.
The last couple sentences of your post do not make sense.
Well, it makes more sense if your boyfriend has ever asked you to spit on it.
Actually, WTF! I thought that was totally normal!
oh actually, I think she is talking how men spit on women’s vaginas a lot in porn- you know, for lubrication. they always seem like they are so angry when they do it to..
oh and the pillow thing is a good call- it can align your bodies better so its easier for a girl to have an orgasm.
It makes sense to me…
Spit is an alternative to lube.
There are much more pleasant ways to apply saliva to a vagina…
Spit on your fist and punch? Alzaetia I am offended that you would suggest such a thing. Woman hater!
Yes, that’s exactly what I meant…
OMG. If I watched porn I would have known it wasn’t just this guy’s “kink”. Jesus, I could have avoided retarded heartache. I totally thought that was a weird request though. Ugh, the charm of men pre-bedroom. And yes, I am that dense- I prefer to think it adds to my charm!
Hahaha. I’m starting to like this guy.
If I were a girl in hollywood, I would avoid this dude. He just loves telling everything.
if he bangs megan fox, all his sins are absolved. end of story. doesn’t matter about a small peen, or some gross spitting thing; he bangs megan fox, and especially if he tells us about it, all will be forgiven
ugh, spitting is so disgusting…. i don’t understand how girls think it’s sexy to spit on a guy’s penis when giving head! or how it helps, i never have any trouble…
Can we stray from spitting on genitals and get back to the topic at hand???
Shia isn’t well endowed???
MY WHOLE WORLD JUST CAME CRASHING AROUND ME!!!
*sobz*
I know! I know!!! I don’t need to hear that crap! He’s so…..what’s the word I’m looking for here? TASTY! If he’d only keep his trap shut!
If you look on the “older posts” of this website: http://www.backstagepazz.com/ — you’ll find an account of a girl that was with him. I believe she will dispute the stated size of his…whatever lol
Whoa…..somebody get me a ciggerette, after reading that!
Thank! You!
He says he’s not well endowed? Now we all KNOW for sure the the man is packing some humongous peen.
That’s what I’m screamin’!
Size, shmize…. It’s all eye candy, man.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/28/shia-labeouf-shirtless-coachella/
Makes me want to act like a cougar……and I’ve still good a good decade before I’m officially part of that club.
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=429c6eee
SPAM Beet, block this person!
I used to find this man attractive. And now I just think he’s stupid. Why would you announce something like this publicly? Ewww. Not only penis size, but pornstar move? No can do.
I’d just like to drag that white boy into an alley and take the innocent look off his face, Mwa-ha-ha=ha!
What a moron.. Attention seeker.. Who gives a shit if he’s got a big penis or not? come on..
At least he’s not talking about wanting to bang his mom this time.. ugh.