Someone attempted to penetrate the walls of Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home on Tuesday. In contrast to the many attempts to penetrate the walls of her vagina, this one failed.
“It was an attempted burglary,” spokeswoman Karen Reyner said. “No property was taken and no one was home at the time of the incident.”
It was her home’s alarm system that notified police of a potential break-in and, when they arrived, officers found evidence that someone had been in the house. Per TMZ, there were pry marks on a back door and a window showed signs of tampering.
Meanwhile, a source close to the matter tells E! News that a “person of interest” in the case is a man who is said to have been stalking and making threats against Lohan.
That man is, of course, Charlotte Ronson.
Seriously, though, Lindsay’s safe as a clam in its shell, as she’s currently cavorting around Paris with kid sis Ali, who really ought to be in school, or, at the very least, recording her caterwauling safely within the soundproof walls of a studio booth. Here’s some shots of them shopping at Balmain today.
My favourite part of this story was the initial report that her place had been ‘ransacked’, followed by a retraction… it was ‘just messy’.
Love her jacket! (and that’s all I want to say :P)
she and ali have the same jacket except ali’s is white! it was yesterday’s airport post, i think.. so cute
I wish my older sister was famous so I didn’t have to go to high school. Lucky.
Wait, wait… CHARLOTTE Ronson? :S
I didn’t even notice the first time I read it! Does Charlotte look like a teenage boy too?
Nooo, she looks like a fat chick who is jealous of her sister & gf / ex gf.
OK, mcbiscuit that is pathetic.
She is nowhere near fat.
I’d love to see a picture of you. Why don’t you post a picture here and show us how lovely you look.
I’m pretty sure Charlotte Ronson isn’t jealous of the Blohan. There is very little to be jealous of. No real friends, a disaster for a family, and a promising career that went down the toilet. Pretty hard to be jealous of that! Not to mention the fact that the only person who truly cared (Ronson) finally woke up and got the hell out.
I know an MC Biscuit in Northern Virginia. He’s chubby. Is that you, dood?
caterwauling! hahahahaha! it’s just that kind of linguistic masterstroke that makes me heart this blog!
Beet, I love your site. But good God…enough Lohan, already!
Who would have thought that Linds would be an unsanitary, messy disaster that was such a pig the cops thought her home had been ransacked. You can almost smell the failure of a person so out of control. Oh wait its lilo, what else would we expect. Epic fail!