I DON’T BELIEVE IT FOR A SECOND.
After news broke last night that Us Weekly had “confirmed” that Jon Gosselin was cheating on Kate with 23-year-old Deanna Hummer, the mistress herself spoke out to deny the allegations and claim that her brother — who “confirmed” the cheating — was a jackass. “My brother is making this all up,” Hummel tells People (recall that it was Us Weekly, their competitor, who broke the story last night). “He has no credibility … I can’t even stomach the lies he’s saying about me … My brother is very shady. He has no job. He has a criminal background. He was charged for drug distribution. He’s on probation right now … I’m so hurt that he put my occupation out there. He has put my job in jeopardy. I can’t take my kids to recess without worrying that people will come up and harass me and the other teachers. It’s not fair.”
It didn’t take long for Jon to issue a denial of his own. He released the following statement this afternoon:
These allegations are false and just plain hurtful. As I adjust to the attention that comes from being in the public eye, I need to be more careful and aware of who I am associating with and where I am spending my time. But the bottom line is, I did not cheat on Kate. I am sorry for putting my family in this awkward position, given some poor decisions and bad judgments I’ve made recently. I am working through this difficult time with my family. My family is my top priority
Well, if Jon says the allegations are false, surely they must be false, right? And it’s not at all that Jon is locked in the Gosselin basement with electric prods attached to his testicles while Kate types out a statement and then scrubs furiously at the kitchen floor, right? RIGHT?
I honestly believe it. There’s nothing (to me) that really shows that he had any sexual relationship with that woman. Where are the kissing photos? Where are the semen stains? When I see things that are more than the innocent photos that I’ve seen, that’s when I’ll stop believing Jon.
I don’t understand why everyone’s so eager to throw him under the bus.
More like throwing Kate under the bus.
ditto. there is no evidence, and why the hell is everybody so freaking eager to accuse him? don’t you have lives of your own?
Yeah, him leaving her house at 7 in the AM really isn’t any proof that they’re banging. Guess you didn’t see the video of that. I don’t think EVERYONE is eager to throw him under the bus. I think it’s funny that their little family will have to actually work for their money after all this hits the fan. No more milking TLC because they won’t tolerate that shit. I bet Kate is trying to work out a deal with them as we speak, while she’s beating Jon to a bloody pulp for fucking up their millions.
Have you even watched the show!? I think it was only the last season where Jon didn’t actually work. Sure, Kate has been a stay-at-home parent, but with 8 kids, it’s completely understandable.
And leaving at 7:00am still doesn’t mean that they cheated. I get completely wasted at my friends’ houses, and I stay until the next morning. But no, you’re right, I now remember that I have sex with all of them.
Um, yes you drunk jackass (or druggie as you name would imply), I have seen the show. And please explain to me why you think it’s completely acceptable for a father of a zillion to stay the night at a 24 year old’s house. Even if he wasn’t hitting it, he’s not looking that innocent when he leaves at the wee hours in the morning when HIS WIFE is away.
It doesn’t surprise me a bit that you get drunk with your “friends” and try to bang them. From glancing at your pic, I’m guessing that the only way you would ever get laid is to get a ho really drunk. Or slip a “roofie” in their strawberry daiquiri.
LOL> Father of a zillion!
I’m sorry to burst your bubble, but I’m not a druggie and I don’t drug people to get laid; I’m glad you could decipher all of that from a 1.86kb image of just my head, though. Plus, if our names described something from our personal life, wouldn’t yours be “dumbbitchzoey”? But no, my name is just a nickname, so feel free to make all of the jokes about it that you want, because you obviously got so creative with your last ones. I’m surprised that you didn’t call me “goofy” after digging your rhyming dictionary out from under the pile of your miserable life that has manifested itself into empty Jello pudding cups.
So after you managed to not put any argument together that responded to the fact that you’re a dumbshit who doesn’t know what she’s talking about, you squeaked out that it’s not appropriate for a father of so many kids to spend the night at younger woman’s home. It was a questionable move (which everyone involved has acknowledged), but that still doesn’t mean that he cheated. The brother was even home! It’s not like they were alone together. Do you really think that if Jon was cheating that he would take that risk? And if Kate was off on a trip, why couldn’t Jon take a break as well? I know you don’t have any clue what it’s like to have friends, but sometimes it happens and you want to spend time with them in a way that wouldn’t be appropriate around kids (drinking, not sex).
As far as I’m concerned, Jon is innocent until proven guilty.
And I half-heartedly apologize for being a prick in some of those sentences, but you flamed me for no reason.
So just because he drinks with his friends at times, hes a total drunk?
Also, that sentence about him having sex with his friends was total sarcasm.
Much love, Kelsey. Be careful, though, I have a reputation around here of putting drugs in people’s drinks, apparently.
Put a sleeping pill in mine, please. I haven’t been able to sleep for days.
Well it’s only 1:30am here so it’s not all that late yet, but I don’t think there’s any problem with not sleeping… unless it kills you.
1:45 here, but its been a few weeks where I haven’t been able to get more than 3 hours at night
Well there are no long term negative effects from not getting enough sleep so we don’t need to worry. I remember a few months back GQ said that people my age (20-21) needed 8-9 hours of sleep, whereas 80-year-olds only need 4, but that is really unrealistic.
But I wish you luck with getting to sleep. I’m going to turn on some Buffy and try to pass out.
Goodnight
this is all bullshit…. their family doesn’t need this kind of attention.
Yeah, I’m with Beth! This is one family that has always regarded their privacy as extremely important. Let’s all honor that and finally quit watching this stupid fucking show. And, is it me, or do they all look alike?
Well, they ARE related.
Hey LIz, call me and I’ll splain’ it to you.
“This is one family that has always regarded their privacy as extremely important.”
HA.
“This is one family that has always regarded their privacy as extremely important.”
HA.
You’re right, they don’t. But since they’re in the business, its part of it.
~ ~ heheh ~ ~
That sucks that all of their business is everywhere. Yes, they chose to have their lives on tv. But this sucks. I dont think anyone deserves this. Even though people think Kate is crazy. She is raising 8 kids, 6 of them are all of the same age. A lot of people would be crazy to.
Exactly. Just because they’ve chosen to document their lives on television doesn’t mean they signed up to have people fabricating affairs…
OH MY GOSH PEOPLE! its not an affair because theyve def already divorced in secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Divorce is public record. People would know.
Wait, so is her last name Hummer or Hummel? Hummel seems more likely, was ‘Hummer’ some sort of blowjob joke? I’m confused.
Are you blonde by any chance? :-)
Personally, I don’t think he got the jam to pull off an affair, however, I would love to have been a fly on the wall while Kate tore him a new arsehole.
Oh Jonny, whatever you were up to, you really shit the bed on this one.
funny ass post!
help us!!!!
If he had an affair Kate would skin him alive.
I believe that he didn’t have an affair. As crazy at Kate is, Jon isn’t that stupid. Of course it would get out. And he knows it. So either this is a publicity stunt so more people will watch their show, or someone needs money (the girl’s brother), and made up all this bull.
The US Weekly article shows a receipt for a $300 Cole Haan bag that Jon bought in Beverly Hills in March and shipped to Deanna. It was while he and Kate were there in LA (remember, Mr. Chow?).
That’s pretty bad….apparently he bought her a diamond watch and they may have also hooked up in SLC for a ski trip. This isn’t going to end soon. But what is REALLY bad, is Jon and Kate are parading the kids on the Today show tomorrow like little human shields to keep them from asking the real questions. Cowards….
By any chance does anyone know what grade the twins are in? Please tell me this isn’t there teacher!
this girl jon is hanging out with – sleepovers, having her over to sunbathe, bar hopping at 2am – she isn’t some old friend of jon’s. they met at a BAR a few months back. they sent each other shots. it isn’t a case of old buddies chumming it up.
what’s going on is totally inappropriate, obviously. something is going on, and it ain’t good.
call a spade a spade – he’s a married guy hanging out w/ some chick he met at a bar. where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire. get your heads out of your a$$es people.
Ppl, this isn’t some fabricated story! Stop saying you “don’t believe it”.
There are pics as proof!
Pics of them together at 2:30am after a night of boozing it up together, there are pics of them together where the girl is in a bikini and sunbathing, there is a video of Jon leaving her house at 7:30am (the “walk of shame”).
Deny it if you want, but there is photographic evidence of these two spending time together in inappropriate manners.
Roofie,
are you so stupid that you think evilzoe made the druggie comment based on your “1.86kb image”?
Your screen name is ROOFIE, aka “the date rate drug”. evilzoe even said “as your name would imply”!
If your screen name was “Jimmy” and she referred to you as “Jimmy” – would you be posting something like “how did you know my name was Jimmy? did you figure it out from my pic?”
Holy mackeral.
“From glancing at your pic, I’m guessing that the only way you would ever get laid is to get a ho really drunk. Or slip a “roofie” in their strawberry daiquiri.”
So no, I am not stupid, you just need to improve your reading comprehension.
sorry, above should have read “the date rape drug” not “rate”.
also, although she didn’t make the comment based on your pic, you do look a lot like the stoner guy from pineapple express.
maybe you thought assumed she commented based on your pic b/c you are self-conscious/defensive of your stoner-ish appearance…?
Your handle seems to be inviting inappropriate contact from people you don’t know. Or, it implies that you are a chronic masturbator. And your avatar intimates that you are surly, possibly even dangerous. Is that accurate?
gonorrhea, your assumptions could not be further from the truth. although i enjoy inappropriate contact – it is only with people i already know. i am not a fan of “strange”. my family, the Mahjunks, are well respected here in Kerblakistan and i am a model citizen in all respects. good day sir.
your avatar does portray you as being a bit surly. perhaps a bit of repressed rage.
Dixie, your avatar is the same as Fondel’s. what does that say about you?
And again, if I can direct you to my previous comment where you’ll see that she did make the comment about my picture.
I’m not self-conscious. People have confused me as a stoner before (when I had really long hair and amassive beard, so it’s understandable) and they probably will continue to as long as I have even somewhat long hair, so it’s nothing new. The truth is I’ve actually never smoke pot in my life, so it really doesn’t bother me.
*a massive
let’s be honest, people: jon’s behavior is very suspect. what can a 32 year old married father of 8 have in common with a 23 year old unmarried, childless woman? she isn’t a neighbor, or a friend’s wife or a coworker – they met in a bar. what can they possibly have to “talk”about? for all of you defending him, i wonder: what if it were kate gosselin who was “hanging out” with a 23 year old guy she met in a bar while jon was out of town? and she was seen leaving his house at 7 am? would you be so quick to jump to her defense?